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#500840 - 12/01/10 08:28 PM
Bitches be Try'n to Hide $2,600 in Clothes
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Ailene Brown & Shmeco Thomas
" Ailene Brown and Shmeco Thomas of Oklahoma attempted to steal $2,600 dollars of clothing and shoes at T.J.Maxx...not by using the usual shoplifting techniques but by "actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was," read: hiding them in their body fat, according to a police officer.
Among the items the ladies were packing: four pairs of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves. One of the women was able to fit three boots under her breast -- what we want to know is were they ankle boots? Or over-the-knee? Either way, look out Ocean's Eleven, this was a pretty creative almost-heist."
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#500841 - 12/01/10 08:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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What a bunch of dumb bitches. Do you know HOW MUCH in clothing $2,600 at TJ Maxx is?!!! A lot. They should've shoplifted at a nicer store where $2,600 means only trying to conceal, like, 4 items. Duh.
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#500842 - 12/01/10 11:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i was just on my way to the nigga names thread with this.
SHMECO...lol...
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#500844 - 12/01/10 11:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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^^^Eggzakalee. In a store where a few items would be two grand, those boons would be profiled, tasered, and zip-tied the minute they walked in the door.
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#500845 - 12/01/10 11:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Thanks. I forgot. There goes my (near) white privilege showing.
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#500847 - 12/02/10 05:03 AM
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Zip Coon
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^^^Eggzakalee. In a store where a few items would be two grand, those women would be profiled, tasered, and zip-tied the minute they walked in the door.
Corrected.
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#500848 - 12/02/10 05:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
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This is just more proof those new airport scanners wouldn't work against a determined terrorists.
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#500850 - 12/02/10 05:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
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^^^ Tritone could look at a game of pool and call it racist. The way the eight ball is the only black one on the table and how it's always got to be the last ball in the pocket.
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#500851 - 12/02/10 07:03 AM
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Last night at around 3:30 am I had a guy and girl in their mid to late 20s come back to my department to "purchase" a 42 inch plasma TV, an X-Box, and a Toshiba laptop. Totaled up to a little over $1200. The girl wrote out a check and for I.D. she gave me both a Medicare and Medicaid card. After holding back the urge to laugh in their face, I refused the check and told them I needed a photo I.D. to accept the check. They gave me the old "we're gonna go out to our car and drive off as fast as we can...I mean see if she can find her I.D." line. That was the last I saw of them. Their check, and the two medical cards were still next to the cash register. About 20 minutes later (after the check and medical cards were locked in a management office awaiting the arrival of the local police department) I get a call from someone claiming to have the same name as what is on the check and the cards. She claims that she is in a hospital 50 miles away and that was her daughter and son-in-law who were out doing her Christmas shopping for her.
I hate people that try to rip me off but I hate people who not only try to rip me off but also must think I am the biggest idiot to ever set foot on this planet even more. I'm in my mid 40s. I don't have Medicare or Medicaid, you MENSAnites are at least 15 years younger than me. What is wrong with this picture? I am sure stores are filled with people doing Christmas shopping for sick relatives 50 miles away at 3:30 AM. The sad thing is I will probably have at least one encounter of this sort every night between now and Christmas. If I ever start my own retail chain I will install trap doors under every register for these type of occasions.
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#500852 - 12/02/10 10:16 AM
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Tritone and Chuckles have this board so obsessed with race that no one even noticed the most disturbing part of this story, to wit:
"...not by using the usual shoplifting techniques but by 'actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was,' read: hiding them in their body fat, according to a police officer."
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#500854 - 12/02/10 02:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
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@JB: I was well aware of the body fat concealment thing. I even spent a bit of my morning trying to find full body pictures of them. From what I can tell neither person has any internet presence and I kind of lost interest. Despite having a vivid imagination I am unable to come to terms with how this crime was even attempted. I am guessing that the smaller stuff may have been bodily concealed. I mean a fat woman with huge breasts could easily get a wallet to stay under one. The boots though I am utterly baffled by as my boots are larger than my head; not only would you have to be monstrously obese to to hide boots in your fat you would also have to be VERY flexible... @tritone: I have an idea which will save you lots of typing in the future. Instead of writing any more posts just link to this: I'm black.That video says all that your posts ever say in 30 seconds.
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#500855 - 12/02/10 03:11 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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I dunno, I just don't like the comparison to apes. "She-boon" = female baboon. I mean c'mon, call 'em bitches, low-lives, trash, whatever. Anything you would say if they happened to be white.
Like I said, I don't subscribe to the "There are black people and then there are niggers"* train of thought. There are black people. Some sucky, some not so-sucky, some brilliant, some beautiful, some normal.
Thanks Conquistador.
* - To Jigaloo, however, there are only niggers. Except for Jackie Robinson.
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#500859 - 12/02/10 04:18 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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I dunno, I just don't like the comparison to apes. "She-boon" = female baboon. I mean c'mon, call 'em bitches, low-lives, trash, whatever. Anything you would say if they happened to be white.
Like I said, I don't subscribe to the "There are black people and then there are niggers"* train of thought. There are black people. Some sucky, some not so-sucky, some brilliant, some beautiful, some normal.
Thanks Conquistador.
* - To Jigaloo, however, there are only niggers. Except for Jackie Robinson.
When you say "brilliant" do you mean white brilliant like having a high IQ and cognitive abilities or black brilliant where its impressive if they can remember their real daddy's name?
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#500860 - 12/02/10 04:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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SHMECO
How the fuck does a parent come up with this name for their kid? It sounds like a company that manufactures brake pads. Or maybe an alternate source for Wile E. Coyote to get devices for catching Road Runner.
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