@JB: I was well aware of the body fat concealment thing. I even spent a bit of my morning trying to find full body pictures of them. From what I can tell neither person has any internet presence and I kind of lost interest. Despite having a vivid imagination I am unable to come to terms with how this crime was even attempted. I am guessing that the smaller stuff may have been bodily concealed. I mean a fat woman with huge breasts could easily get a wallet to stay under one. The boots though I am utterly baffled by as my boots are larger than my head; not only would you have to be monstrously obese to to hide boots in your fat you would also have to be VERY flexible...


@tritone: I have an idea which will save you lots of typing in the future. Instead of writing any more posts just link to this:

I'm black.

That video says all that your posts ever say in 30 seconds.