While attending the erotic fair in Prague, I was interviewed by a Serbian satellite tv channel. Great! But as I look at these photos, I am reminded how freakishly short and insignificant I am compared to powerful, testicle-eating women in high heels. I am digusted by my unmanliness and overall saturation of mediocrity. I am a strange little man recently described as a walking “hairpiece simplex case.”

OUCH!! ZING!!

"__________________" (Please add your own caption for Pic 1) Looking for creativity and originality with points for overall style and presentation.


Pic 2: "Tall, gorgeous Amazon next to leprechaun."


Pic 3: "People who point authoritatively look like total shitheads."