While attending the erotic fair in Prague, I was interviewed by a Serbian satellite tv channel. Great! But as I look at these photos, I am reminded how freakishly short and insignificant I am compared to powerful, testicle-eating women in high heels. I am digusted by my unmanliness and overall saturation of mediocrity. I am a strange little man recently described as a walking “hairpiece simplex case.”

OUCH!! ZING!!

"__________________" (Please add your own caption for Pic 1) Looking for creativity and originality with points for overall style and presentation.


Pic 2: "Tall, gorgeous Amazon next to leprechaun."


Pic 3: "People who point authoritatively look like total shitheads."

Ironically, Brandon is the only thing keeping XPT alive.

Oy Vey!
I never thought
I would win
a Jackie Mason
Look-A-Like Contest.

Great to see Ed Gein at the show wearing his striped Sunday-go-to-meetin' finery.

Wait, Malice finally updated the copyright notice? It was stuck on 2007 for close to three years.

Of course you'd be shorter than someone standing on stilettos, but wow, you got old fast. When you lose bowel control you will need to avoid certain camera angles, unless it's a custom shoot for Panzer.