Catherine says, “For the last time! I’m not Little Lupe! I’m just a cutie-pie 18-year-old who met Brandon Iron. Got it?”


THIS is the gorgeous Little Lupe from www.littlelupe.org. There is clearly no resemblance. Clearly.


(One more pic of
Little Lu...er, Catherine at the blog at www.brandoniron.com or click here: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2010/11/10/im-not-little-lupe/)

Looks like Smeagol(Gollum) in a wig.

Brandon, I like you brother but if you think she looks like Little Lupe then you are more than just a Little Loopy yourself

Listen, I'm on your side. I just want to clear up any misperceptions that may be lingering out there.

Brandon, as a Canadian, you were already at the bottom of a bottomless pit. Somehow you've managed to go even lower.

Brandon forgot to mention that just like Little Lupe this whore is taller than him.

And Jigaloo brings out that old chestnut and warms it up. Thanks! I almost cracked a smile....almost.

Now, I've taken the liberty of changing my friend's name to Vertically Challenged Valerie in order to avoid all future confusion between her and Little Lupe. I hope this resolves the matter to everyone's satisfaction.

It's past time for my every-other-year hairpiece simplex joke about you. I'll wait a few more days.

Now that is good material, sir. More like it, please.

Disqualified based on it being a derivative joke.