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#500227 - 11/09/10 03:32 AM Good Morning Thread
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It's a beautiful day the Lord has made! Rejoice, and enjoy!

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#500228 - 11/09/10 03:59 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Go blow a cow and choke to death on the semen.
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#500229 - 11/09/10 04:58 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Rejoice? Ok. Enjoy? Maybe.

But don't state that the Lord has made this day. It doesn't exist and if it does, it has done a ultra-shitty job so far.
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#500230 - 11/09/10 07:01 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Quote:

It's a beautiful day the Lord has made! Rejoice, and enjoy!

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




What's with you alkies and your fucking Lord fatalism bullshit? Maybe it's a beautiful day to you, but in some other part of the world, it's miserable weather and some 9 year old is living in a tent, fighting a war. So, just when you think everything's peachy because all it's sun shiny outside your camper, forces of nature made that weather. And your life's circumstances made it possible for you to gobble Xanax in a cornfield with your ham radio. NEITHER were due to some divine hand, and no, jerking off to Gag Factor isn't what I meant.
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#500231 - 11/09/10 08:04 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

It's a beautiful day the Lord has made! Rejoice, and enjoy!

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




What's with you alkies and your fucking Lord fatalism bullshit? Maybe it's a beautiful day to you, but in some other part of the world, it's miserable weather and some 9 year old is living in a tent, fighting a war. So, just when you think everything's peachy because all it's sun shiny outside your camper, forces of nature made that weather. And your life's circumstances made it possible for you to gobble Xanax in a cornfield with your ham radio. NEITHER were due to some divine hand, and no, jerking off to Gag Factor isn't what I meant.




Thats pretty hot
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#500232 - 11/10/10 03:32 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Welcome back, Gia!

Mornin', ya'll.

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That's a load of bull.


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#500233 - 11/11/10 03:28 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Drop yer cocks and grab yer socks, time for a new day.


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#500234 - 11/11/10 05:10 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Hi Chuck! Good day to you as well. Thank you for being a stand-up guy when it would have been so easy to be an asshole.

Best,
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(I'm off to have some burning hot wings now!)

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#500235 - 11/11/10 05:15 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Will you be having the wings before or after you commit rape?
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#500236 - 11/11/10 05:59 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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It's Veterans' Day, and as much as I despise the hypocrite, I'm not going to be the one who points out that he's hardly a "stand-up guy" when he willingly gives his money to the people who produced I Can't Believe You Sucked A Negro.

Even if he did spend his entire hitch passed out, dead drunk, in the radio shack, he served this country and I won't mock him today.

I'll do it tomorrow, though...

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#500237 - 11/12/10 01:56 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
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#500238 - 11/12/10 05:04 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Ahhhh capitalism at its best !
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#500239 - 11/13/10 03:00 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Mornin', all.
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#500240 - 11/14/10 03:08 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Happy to be alive..
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#500241 - 11/14/10 08:07 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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I feel shitty this morning .
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#500242 - 11/15/10 03:28 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Antenna maintenance day.
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#500243 - 11/15/10 03:39 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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climb high, take chances....
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#500244 - 11/15/10 08:03 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Come help with mine. I have a shaky tower and a ton of work to do. I can't climb [hell, I can barely walk] but I'm great at giving orders.
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#500245 - 11/15/10 08:04 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Oh...and good fucking morning !
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#500246 - 11/21/10 08:08 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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I'm heading out to Bojangles.

Conquistador, TattyP., FreeStylah, Have2Cit .... you guys want anything?


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#500247 - 11/21/10 09:40 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Remember to pay and not commit armed robbery.
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#500248 - 11/21/10 10:05 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Quote:

Remember to pay and not commit armed robbery.




Got it! Actually, this one accepts EBT cards so I might be good to go.

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#500249 - 11/21/10 01:02 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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It's very nice of you to cater your NAMBLA meeting. JRV will surely be impressed.
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#500250 - 11/22/10 04:30 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Quote:

It's very nice of you to cater your NAMBLA meeting. JRV will surely be impressed.




Then forget EBT cards. Break out the WIC cards!
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#500251 - 11/22/10 09:55 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Quote:

I'm heading out to Bojangles.

Conquistador, TattyP., FreeStylah, Have2Cit .... you guys want anything?






Hey, thanks. That's mighty white of you. I'll take the 2 piece dinner (leg and thigh) with mashed potatoes 'n gravy and dirty rice as the sides.

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#500252 - 11/22/10 11:19 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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I have never been a patron at Bojangles. Surprise me! But if they have that really creamy sweet coal slaw I'll pass on that.

Make sure you don't mention whites when you order... Food tampered with and all.
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#500253 - 11/22/10 11:30 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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big cheat week! i am all about deep fried this week, T. Surprise me...
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#500254 - 11/22/10 03:56 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Fry that Chicken! The best comes by rolling in flour first, then the batter.

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#500255 - 11/22/10 04:01 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Quote:

I have never been a patron at Bojangles. Surprise me! But if they have that really creamy sweet coal slaw I'll pass on that.

Make sure you don't mention whites when you order... Food tampered with and all.




Had to look up what Bojangles is. It looks too much like KFC for me. A Grilled Filet Sandwich would be all. Thanks.
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#500256 - 11/22/10 06:36 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Bojangles is a lot different from KFC. From the chicken to the sides, it is different. It's a Southeastern US thing.

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#500257 - 11/22/10 06:41 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Bogangles sound like it would provide a great fat and salt fix. Probably tastes delicious.

And my good morning was about 7 PM. I keep trying to convince the world that we shouldn't be slaves to time. Ti;m does not dictate my behavior.

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#500258 - 11/22/10 06:43 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Quote:

The best comes by rolling in flour first, then the batter.




Soooooo fscking true. It gives the batter, not heft, but it makes it substantial.

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#500259 - 11/23/10 11:50 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Quote:

Fry that Chicken! The best comes by rolling in flour first, then the batter.




What about cornstarch, too? I made some shrimp the other day and the recipe called for coating the shrimp with cornstarch before frying them in peanut oil. It made them nice & crispy. Speaking of the shrimp, I endorse this recipe: Slippery Shrimp.
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#500260 - 11/23/10 12:14 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Quote:

It's a beautiful day the Lord has made! Rejoice, and enjoy!

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy



Lord Vader.

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#500261 - 11/23/10 07:10 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
Bornyo is from the South.

My man!


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#500262 - 11/23/10 07:35 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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I was in North Carolina last week. They like their sauce thin.

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#500263 - 11/23/10 08:48 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

It's a beautiful day the Lord has made! Rejoice, and enjoy!


-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy





Lord Vader.




It's gotta suck when even Panzer can rank on you. Especially when he's the only man, trannyfucker or child rapist who has ever been denied Porn Jesus status.

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#500264 - 11/23/10 09:13 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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I don't eat all that much fried chicken, though I had a breast today at a local mom and pop restaurant. It was regrettably forgettable- as were the green beans, creamed corn and mashed potatoes. There is a "soul-food" place in town that does a meat and three that is incredible.

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#500265 - 11/23/10 09:16 PM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Quote:

I don't eat all that much fried chicken, though I had a breast today at a local mom and pop restaurant. It was regrettably forgettable- as were the green beans, creamed corn and mashed potatoes. There is a "soul-food" place in town that does a meat and three that is incredible.



Creamed corn

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#500266 - 11/24/10 02:37 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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Quote:

I was in North Carolina last week. They like their sauce thin.




anyone want to guess what this means in panzer speak?.
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#500267 - 11/24/10 07:11 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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No, but Panzer is too cheap to go to North Bellmore or North Bergin. The only way he would end up in North Carolina would be if he was washed up there by the tide.
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#500268 - 11/24/10 10:49 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
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No, but Panzer is too cheap to go to North Bellmore or North Bergin. The only way he would end up in North Carolina would be if he was washed up there by the tide.



The plane was tiny, I barely buckled-up.

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#500269 - 11/24/10 11:15 AM Re: Good Morning Thread
Anonymous
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Quote:

The plane was tiny, I barely buckled-up.




Of course. It's not your girth at all.

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#506596 - 04/17/11 05:54 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Morning, ya'll
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#506603 - 04/17/11 08:03 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Good fucking morning !
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#506684 - 04/18/11 03:24 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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i wake up to a new site design that looks like ADT on 4 hits of acid. wonderful.
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#506918 - 04/20/11 05:31 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
charin Offline
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Drop yer cocks and grab yer socks, time to get going!
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#530698 - 09/28/11 02:25 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
charin Offline
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mornin'
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#530711 - 09/28/11 10:42 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
backdoorman Offline
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#530737 - 09/29/11 02:55 AM Re: Good Morning Thread [Re: charin]
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Beautiful day, going to Shawnee State Forest with a friend and our dogs.
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