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It's a beautiful day the Lord has made! Rejoice, and enjoy!

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy



What's with you alkies and your fucking Lord fatalism bullshit? Maybe it's a beautiful day to you, but in some other part of the world, it's miserable weather and some 9 year old is living in a tent, fighting a war. So, just when you think everything's peachy because all it's sun shiny outside your camper, forces of nature made that weather. And your life's circumstances made it possible for you to gobble Xanax in a cornfield with your ham radio. NEITHER were due to some divine hand, and no, jerking off to Gag Factor isn't what I meant.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K