No fair, man. I totally set you up. But seriously, my blood is so congealed with prescriptions, my doctor says I must have grown up near Love Canal in 1970s.

What makes this even funnier is that I was working for Hooker Chemical back then. (Ok....an obscure reference. I got it from the wiki page for Love Canal. It's the corporation that dumped 21,000 tons of toxic waste into the environment.)