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I can't help but feel like I am on trial here. Jeff, please advise on how I can make a plea bargain and cut my losses.



Okay Brandon,
just FYI Jeff has one screen name and if you went to the poll you can only vote once per ip address so obviously he is not the only person who thinks your gay. As for you being on trial, well the only thing I can give you is an old spanish saying.
"en boca cerrada las moscas no entran"
Translation:" If you don't open your mouth the flies won't get in."