I am dancing in pittsburg this weekend at the iron horse, hope to see you guys there

15 minutes ago via iphone
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I love waking a man up to a blowjob and breakfast. Makes them feel good which makes me feel good! Ah! On with the day! (Giggles)
2:58 AM Nov 3rd via Echofon

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Just a quick pic of me in my new ride. How cute am I?

1.01 PM Nov 2nd via iphone

i don't get it - is there a gender confusion deal afoot that i'm not aware of? and no i'm not talking about me - i already know i got it and i got it bad my man.

in fact, true story, 5 minutes ago my husband called and said he was meeting his boyfriend for lunch at "olive garden" and should he bring anything home. fucking OLIVE GARDEN. i hung up the phone.

with a few minutes cooldown now i'm pretty sure it was a joke - but "TV funny" you know like 30 Rock funny, which is just short of actual funny. last time i ate The OG was 1999 and i wasn't on any solid food for a few days. Soup and crackers and stuff like that.

02:33 PM Nov 5th via Twitter for BlackbEric®

I like it. He's parodying whore tweets, but doing it as a monkey. A step too far in the Absurd Department.

@Monkey Do your parents know what you do? Has your father ever seen you dance? I can't imagine they would be proud of you bragging about sexual escapades and posting provocative images of yourself on the internet.

Is this a question?

Nov 10th 1960, via stanford



I just got my nails did, OMFG they are gorgeous, fang lee youre the best



nov 11th via blueberry


To Mariah Milano, you can't call yourself a pornstar until you have had mark spigler's discolored index finger all up in you

via mein kampf forum aug 11th 1994