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Good lord you are a moron.


First of all, our largest industry is OIL.



Ha, I knew Forestry's not your largest industry. I just hope posting a link to The Lumberjack Song didn't offend your delicate sensibilities too much. However, it is true that the USA has a button that can blow up the entirety of all of Canada. You do have to be in the military, but you don't even need that high a security clearance level to have access to it.

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Half of the Oil that the US buys is CANADIAN. We keep your fucking country RUNNING.



See, this is why Canadians get smacked around and look stupid. Nobody cares about your stupid country. Nobody is bothered by it. Cut down all the trees and cut all your holes in the ice to go fishing all you want. Nobody cares. But then some of you idiots run around like Canada is important. Just shut up already. Go ice fishing. Cut down some trees. We don't care.


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Not removing the troops from Iraq.



Bunch of stupid shit you said in the rest of your post, but this one seems the most ridiculous. You want a main focus of the US government to be pulling troops out of Iraq? The combat troops have already been withdrawn. The rest of the troops are being transitioned out. How should doing what is already well under way become a main focus of our government?

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I'm not even remotely kidding about any of this. You guys are as good as the next Bosnia. It's just a matter of how bad it's gonna get.



You misunderstand how the American political system works. It's a vibrant, dramatic, frustrating, and messy thing. All the drama is over people concerned about, "holy shit! what if we have to live like the Canadians??!". Nobody's worried about becoming Bosnia...

And BTW, the Queen of England is still the head of state in Canada... 'nuff said.