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when i became a whore i forgot how to count...




I thought counting was an essential for a whore.

How do you know if you're getting paid correctly?




One Percodan, two Percodan, three Percodan...
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."