Federal Reserve….stimulus packages….bailouts….obscenely wealthy Wall Street executives giving themselves taxpayer-funded bonuses as a reward for losing fewer billions than expected. I have no clue how all this works….and that is by design. Keep things more complicated than a derivative formula so the average working person keeps pumping his savings into a failing system.

I may not be too savvy but I did my part to help the economy today. I injected some liquidity into the market. Oh wait, it was Linda’s open mouth. You see? I don’t know my ass from a hole in the ground. But I do know true love. It looks like this:

Did you photoshop out her c-section scar?

Her pussy is crooked, eitherthat or she only has 1/2 of a snatch

"I don’t know my ass from a hole in the ground."

i guess thats why you put your life savings in your poop chute.

Brandon's contribution to the Federal Reserve is not shooting dime pieces, but pennies.

And the winner is.....cum stains!

The only company she is keeping in business appears to be Sharpie.