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#49963 - 08/25/04 01:48 AM
...I´m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Malice!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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#49964 - 08/25/04 07:49 AM
Re: ...I´m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Malice!
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Tony, for the love of God and all creatures large and small. (You know the ones that are small enough to fit in Smartt's ass.) NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Smartt just stick to posting pics of hot brazilian chick, and NOT your dick. 
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#49966 - 08/25/04 08:20 AM
Re: ...I´m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Malice!
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I seriously think that Smartt deserves mod status over smelly monkey any day. Smelly Monkey was a big mistake. Smartt should have been the first.
I agree with God. 
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#49967 - 08/25/04 08:32 AM
Re: ...I´m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Mali
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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yeah... SMartt would make a decent mod... and its way better than the monkey.
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#49968 - 08/25/04 09:48 AM
Re: ...I´m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Mali
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Monkey got mod because he got the Cage.
Monkey never abused - maybe never even used - his modhood. What got him in trouble was the same thing that got him in trouble before the Cage - posts and PMs that went too far.
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#49970 - 08/25/04 11:26 AM
Re: ...I´m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Mali
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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The second Kyoto starts off on a tirade, it'll be gone.
Pfft. Kyoto´s "tirades" are as clever as Sammura´s. Now shut up, or I´ll ban you ass. 
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#49973 - 08/26/04 07:55 AM
Re: ...I´m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Mali
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Give someone who hasn't been here that long mod status. If Tony made c62 a mod instead of smartt that would be perfect  smartt would, GOD WILLING, jump in front of a bus.
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#49975 - 02/25/06 07:22 PM
I?m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Malice
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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With the recent opening in the modship pool at XPT, I thought this was a good thread to bump, because it will happen about the same time we Americans adopt the "flat tax" and unemploy 200,000 IRS workers.
I believe this axiomatic because smartt has been passed over more than [insert tasteless Passover joke here]. I checked who was around when this posted, the list of those who passed over smartt so far:
[in approximate order]
Gia Jordan
Myself
Da Burglar [ret]
Monstar
Loopnode
Gen Padova [ret]
Chico Travieso
Smutmutant
Those who were mods and left without recommending smartt:
Kami Andrews
Grip Johnson
Owen S Mouth
Sleazegrinder
whtzahor4
Good luck on Malice B. DeMille elevating your punk ass, you Brazilian rapist. In case you want to respond, I believe there is still a Cage "smartt ban" in effect. Bitch.
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#49976 - 02/25/06 07:30 PM
Re: I?m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Malice
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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it should clearly be bishop. if you need fill-ins, bornyo, arab, or myself.
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#49979 - 02/25/06 07:50 PM
Re: I?m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Malice
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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What are the duties and benefits of being a moderator? Maybe I'd like to try. 
I'm still a newbie
1. Make posts about porn
2. Move some threads once in a blue moon
3. Ban smartt once every 6 months.
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#49981 - 02/26/06 01:56 AM
Re: I?m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Malice
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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7. write an "ashley blue" post
Haha! 
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#49982 - 02/26/06 07:44 AM
Re: I?m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Malice
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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8. Ban applesaucer.
9. Wear special rings.
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#49985 - 02/26/06 02:03 PM
Re: I?m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Malice
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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11. Have wine and brie at the Monkey's house but pretend to not know his identity.
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#49987 - 01/23/07 02:40 PM
Re: I?m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Malice
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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The list of those who passed over smartt so far:
[in approximate order]
Gia Jordan
Myself
Da Burglar [ret]
Monstar
Loopnode
Gen Padova [ret]
Chico Travieso
Smutmutant
Those who were mods and left without recommending smartt:
Kami Andrews
Grip Johnson
Owen S Mouth
Sleazegrinder
whtzahor4
+1 for the King (and Sierra Sinn)...the list grows ever bigger. And Malice, but that's kinda assumed.
Edited by Willie D (01/23/07 03:45 PM)
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#49989 - 01/23/07 03:06 PM
Re: I?m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Malice
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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when i became a whore i forgot how to count...
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off
Ur mom hates u
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#49991 - 01/23/07 03:35 PM
Re: I?m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Malice
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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She has enough to get and buy a pack of smokes. Contract whores also get purses and little dogs.
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#49994 - 01/24/07 06:05 PM
Re: I?m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Malice
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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hahaha yuck....i think i am allergic to perca-whatever...anytime i take any perscripiton drugs i get really sick.. 
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off
Ur mom hates u
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#49996 - 01/24/07 06:52 PM
Smartt Still an Also-Ran
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Quote:
Ahem.
And yet this bitch still isn't a mod. Somewhere a small child in Brazil is regretting the decision to follow a cheesey-poof on a string into a mud hut.
I think I shall bump this thread every time somebody other than smartt becomes a mod.
Ermm...
 
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#49997 - 01/24/07 07:09 PM
Re: Smartt Still an Also-Ran
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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#50001 - 01/24/07 08:45 PM
Re: I?m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Malice
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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No. Doesn't sound like fun. I like coffee.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#50003 - 08/31/07 08:06 AM
Re: I?m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Malice
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Bump because Elab got modded. Smartt the Brazillian child molester, now not even banned, got passed AGAIN! Smartt, tell us how you feel? Are you going to go out and have sex with some more trannys? Or are you just going to lure more underaged boys into your cave o' pedophilia? the world -->   <-- Sergio Martorelli
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#50005 - 08/31/07 01:28 PM
Re: I?m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Malice
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Smart should be a mod. He is just as pathetic as Willy and lives on XPT. They both are very gay and love my cock.
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#50006 - 08/31/07 02:39 PM
Re: I?m ready for my moderatordomship, Mr. Malice
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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 [BacktotheFuture]Better get used to those bars, kid[/BacktotheFuture] Darth, you seem kinda pissed that your own Modship still hasn't appeared. I presume you've already written a two page email to Gene Ross about it.
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