I guess some of you may not have heard this old one. Whore in a bar tells a guy she will do anything for $100, he gives her the money and says, "Paint my house." That's it, just a comeback line for those situations. A little snicker and maybe a groan. Hey, whore house painters. Maybe there's something there? Whorehouse painters? I better just go back to bed.

Not reading your joke. As if there's a chance in hell that it doesn't suck. Earl Scheib will paint any car for $99. I'm pretty sure your "house" qualifies.

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I guess some of you may not have heard this old one

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This is how we know your a loser. you start off with a disclaimer like you know you will already disappoint.

also, your joke is from that 80s movie with rosie o'donnell, the one where she wears a leather domme outfit. yawnsville

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