Brandon Iron should change his name to Branding Cows. He would still show the enthusiasm he has with his D- talent, all the while having a humorous post in his back pocket about his penis being as important as salt lick.
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Rear Admiral:
"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."
"Next for me: trannies."
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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy