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#498786 - 10/05/10 03:59 PM Random Thoughts About Whores
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Registered: 12/26/07
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It seems like all whores graduated from high school with honors and went to some sort of college. Either formal education is useless as an indicator of intelligence/skills or whores lie.

Add yours!
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#498787 - 10/05/10 07:09 PM Re: Random Thoughts About Whores
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Registered: 01/11/06
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Most stripper-whores that I've met have told me they're just a few credits away from getting their degree. Usually, (almost always, actually) it's a psychology degree. Runner-up would be a nursing degree.
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#498788 - 10/09/10 05:17 PM Re: Random Thoughts About Whores
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Registered: 03/29/10
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I've also heard a bit about their education plans, but mostly they talk about their kids.

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#498789 - 10/10/10 07:54 AM Re: Random Thoughts About Whores
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
The one that stands out in my mind was a stripper studying for her real estate agent license.
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#498790 - 10/10/10 08:51 AM Re: Random Thoughts About Whores
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Some of them must be studying the Series 7 or the insurance exam for their state./
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#498791 - 10/10/10 10:28 AM Re: Random Thoughts About Whores
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Registered: 10/26/05
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I think Kaylynn is in MENSA.

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#498792 - 10/11/10 04:21 AM Re: Random Thoughts About Whores
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Registered: 01/29/10
Posts: 24
Loc: Oz
I met a stripper that said she taught Music during the day. I believed her because she had that typical skinny, pale, frail, sickly look that girls that play the violin or cello look like. She wasn't getting many approaches for dances because of her non-stripper like appearance, but I found the mileage with her pretty good.

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#498793 - 10/11/10 10:38 AM Re: Random Thoughts About Whores
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
The most annoying stripper I ever met was one who wanted to give me an excuse for why she was stripping while actually putting more clothes on and said it was only her 3rd day and she was only doing it to get till her auto glass repair business took off. She was really bad at stripping and didn't seem to realize that in order to get a tip she needed to do something like show some tit or grope a little. When she realized I wasn't just going to hand her money for telling me her tale of woe she slipped me a card for her auto glass business and begged me to recommend her to any friends who needed a windshield replaced. The only strippers that were almost as bad as her are the ones that want to tell you about their kids. If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead.
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#498794 - 10/11/10 10:41 AM Re: Random Thoughts About Whores
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Registered: 09/20/05
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The most annoying stripper I ever met was one who wanted to give me an excuse for why she was stripping while actually putting more clothes on and said it was only her 3rd day and she was only doing it to get till her auto glass repair business took off. She was really bad at stripping and didn't seem to realize that in order to get a tip she needed to do something like show some tit or grope a little. When she realized I wasn't just going to hand her money for telling me her tale of woe she slipped me a card for her auto glass business and begged me to recommend her to any friends who needed a windshield replaced. The only strippers that were almost as bad as her are the ones that want to tell you about their kids. If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead.




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#498795 - 10/11/10 01:14 PM Re: Random Thoughts About Whores
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Registered: 12/09/08
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^^^^ It's all part of the hustle, no? They want to humanize themselves so the strippee/ client/ hobbyist will believe that said whore thinks of them as more than a client/ strippee/ hobbyist. Makes it easier to seperate the customer from their cash. Read any of the ROB reviews on the hobbyist sites. It almost always starts out with "I've seen her several times with no problems, so I figured it was OK to give her the moneyin advance for the room". It's not even a matter of thinking with your dick. It's a matter of thinking with your heart. Those are the suckers they're looking for. Share a bit about your kid, how your ex was abusive, your shitty upbringing...ka- ching. If even a couple of guys buy that shit, it's like money in the bank.
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#498796 - 10/11/10 01:39 PM Re: Random Thoughts About Whores
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auto glass business




Is that what they're calling it these days?

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#498797 - 10/11/10 02:55 PM Re: Random Thoughts About Whores
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Registered: 11/04/05
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^^^^ It's all part of the hustle, no? They want to humanize themselves so the strippee/ client/ hobbyist will believe that said whore thinks of them as more than a client/ strippee/ hobbyist. Makes it easier to separate the customer from their cash. Read any of the ROB reviews on the hobbyist sites. It almost always starts out with "I've seen her several times with no problems, so I figured it was OK to give her the moneyin advance for the room". It's not even a matter of thinking with your dick. It's a matter of thinking with your heart. Those are the suckers they're looking for. Share a bit about your kid, how your ex was abusive, your shitty upbringing...ka- ching. If even a couple of guys buy that shit, it's like money in the bank.




Part of the hustle or not, the quickest way to kill my inner horny goat man is to talk about children or pregnancy. Its a complete wood killer for me. When I frequented strip clubs I didn't go so I could talk to a den mother in a g-string. Maybe some guys get off on that but I was there to objectify and lust after a sexually hedonistic woman not a potential baby breeder. For me, all a moderately attractive woman has to say is that she is sterile and I'm half hard, if she uses the term "barren" I'm at full mast. If I ever came across a woman who said she was barren, liked black electrical tape and bondage I might actually reconsider my stance on getting married someday especially if she thought a collar was more romantic than a ring. I don't believe such a woman exists and if she does then a richer and better looking guy than me already got her.
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#498798 - 10/11/10 05:21 PM Re: Random Thoughts About Whores
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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^^^^ It's all part of the hustle, no? They want to humanize themselves so the strippee/ client/ hobbyist will believe that said whore thinks of them as more than a client/ strippee/ hobbyist. Makes it easier to separate the customer from their cash. Read any of the ROB reviews on the hobbyist sites. It almost always starts out with "I've seen her several times with no problems, so I figured it was OK to give her the moneyin advance for the room". It's not even a matter of thinking with your dick. It's a matter of thinking with your heart. Those are the suckers they're looking for. Share a bit about your kid, how your ex was abusive, your shitty upbringing...ka- ching. If even a couple of guys buy that shit, it's like money in the bank.




Part of the hustle or not, the quickest way to kill my inner horny goat man is to talk about children or pregnancy. Its a complete wood killer for me. When I frequented strip clubs I didn't go so I could talk to a den mother in a g-string. Maybe some guys get off on that but I was there to objectify and lust after a sexually hedonistic woman not a potential baby breeder. For me, all a moderately attractive woman has to say is that she is sterile and I'm half hard, if she uses the term "barren" I'm at full mast. If I ever came across a woman who said she was barren, liked black electrical tape and bondage I might actually reconsider my stance on getting married someday especially if she thought a collar was more romantic than a ring. I don't believe such a woman exists and if she does then a richer and better looking guy than me already got her.




Oh, I'm witcha, cuz. You're not the mark they're looking for. I'd say most of the blokes here see a whore for what/ who it is. But I also think we're the vast minority of stripper/ whore fans. The other end of the extremes would be AC Cream. But I figure the vast majority are lonely cats that will think with their hearts if given an oppurtunity.

Add to that 30 years of golden hearted hookers in movies and tv, and the White Knight comes out. He's going to save them.

So the pw scattershots at every client who comes in. When they lose, like they would with you, no matter. They still might've gotten a dance or whatever from you. But when they win, they win big.

I refer you to the "Raisins" ep of South Park. Butters is a White Knight and the Raisins Girl was the pw. It really wraps the whole dynamic into a neat little 22 minute package.
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#498799 - 10/21/10 08:27 AM Re: Random Thoughts About Whores
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Why do they all like sushi so much?
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#498800 - 10/21/10 12:24 PM Re: Random Thoughts About Whores
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Registered: 03/20/08
Posts: 28
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Oh, I'm witcha, cuz. You're not the mark they're looking for. I'd say most of the blokes here see a whore for what/ who it is. But I also think we're the vast minority of stripper/ whore fans. The other end of the extremes would be AC Cream. But I figure the vast majority are lonely cats that will think with their hearts if given an oppurtunity.

Add to that 30 years of golden hearted hookers in movies and tv, and the White Knight comes out. He's going to save them.

So the pw scattershots at every client who comes in. When they lose, like they would with you, no matter. They still might've gotten a dance or whatever from you. But when they win, they win big.





It's been a long while since I frequented strip clubs, but a host of upcoming bachelor parties will have me spending cash at a few. The kids at home needing diapers story is a turn off, but I'm hoping the poor economic situation has changed the current local crop of strippers. I'm really hoping to see a turn towards the wholesome mom type that has turned to stripping so she can keep driving her suv and pay for her kids' texting plans. That sort of addiction to material goods can definitely be strokeworthy.

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#498801 - 10/21/10 04:30 PM Re: Random Thoughts About Whores
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Why do they all like sushi so much?




Pretention. They make a bit more per hour than the average person, but they still know they're trash. That's why insist on high thread count sheets and Pirelli tyres. They think it makes them seem classy. A courtesan rather than a whore.
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#498802 - 10/21/10 05:08 PM Re: Random Thoughts About Whores
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Why do they all like sushi so much?



...cause it smells better than the pussy stench in the dive where they work.
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