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The most annoying stripper I ever met was one who wanted to give me an excuse for why she was stripping while actually putting more clothes on and said it was only her 3rd day and she was only doing it to get till her auto glass repair business took off. She was really bad at stripping and didn't seem to realize that in order to get a tip she needed to do something like show some tit or grope a little. When she realized I wasn't just going to hand her money for telling me her tale of woe she slipped me a card for her auto glass business and begged me to recommend her to any friends who needed a windshield replaced. The only strippers that were almost as bad as her are the ones that want to tell you about their kids. If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead.

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