So the Postman shows up today. We're on a motot route, but we both had some packages coming, so him knocking wasn't unexpected. He brings three packages, only one needing to be signed for.

He leaves, it's Christmas in September for a few minutes, and everybody goes back about their business.

After a little bit the SO says she wondered if there's mail in the box. I poopoo her, figuring he was at the door, of course he brought it all. She just came back in, with 6 envelopes she found in the box.

What the fucking fuck? This is your government at work. The government that we want to take care of all of needs. Too stupid or just fucking lazy to bring it all to the door.