ISO Porn Muse
P/T position
no remuneration
Must be schooled in repartee
Must be willing to regale with stories of past exploits (blowbangs, gangbangs, DPs, the dangers of C3X and IR)
Archness/snarkiness preferred
Must be capable of dismissing mopes in two sentences or less.
Inquire within.
Only experienced whores need apply.
Equal Opportunity Employer.