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#498493 - 09/27/10 09:46 PM
Well it happened.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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since ive been posting here im struggling to think of anything to post about, the porn industry has always given me plenty to comment on but right now its so tapped creatively and the turnover for girls is so fast they we aren't given many stories of breakdowns, drug use and other. Right now we have porn parodies, milf themed shit, and fringe celebrity tapes.
I mean theres the deeply effected stormy daniels and mariah who make the rounds through blogs but even hearing their complaints about rates or how funny the movie they are directing is, gets a little tired.
I can't even pretend to be interested in anything christian related, I enjoyed his blog the first time around but now he is barely a blip on the porn radar.
Ho Hum.
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#498495 - 09/29/10 07:01 AM
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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He only killed one mope so I believe that converts to 3/5 of a person. To get real action on this board he would had to have gone Zorro on the Puka Necklace Kid with an outboard motor propeller.
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#498496 - 09/29/10 07:50 AM
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Bring back Darrah.
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#498499 - 09/29/10 12:10 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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that was good, raperface. and no mention of Bi or herpes.
well played.
edit.... nevermind. he's spamming with it.
Edited by LouCypher (09/29/10 12:12 PM)
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#498503 - 09/30/10 01:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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that was good, raperface. and no mention of Bi or herpes.
well played.
edit.... nevermind. he's spamming with it.
My goal is and will always be to never have my name mentioned in the same sentence as herpes. Oh shit...I just did it. Carry on.
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#498504 - 09/30/10 01:06 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Hey Lou, any idea how we can make money going into the celebrity porn star roast business?
This would be great on comedy central.
Why don't you try calling Greg Giraldo? (Was hoping to be the first to say it...oops.)
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#498505 - 09/30/10 01:18 PM
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ISO Porn Muse
P/T position
no remuneration
Must be schooled in repartee
Must be willing to regale with stories of past exploits (blowbangs, gangbangs, DPs, the dangers of C3X and IR)
Archness/snarkiness preferred
Must be capable of dismissing mopes in two sentences or less.
Inquire within.
Only experienced whores need apply.
Equal Opportunity Employer.
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#498506 - 09/30/10 01:28 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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i'll go over to rogans board and ask him to get me in touch with greg giraldo
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I better bring a Ouija board for Greg, since he's no longer here.
couldn't resist the bright shiny object, could you pchase.
Lou you should've been one of those male cheerleaders- throw the female up in the air and she lands on your finger. too easy.
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