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I once saw Cuck cruising for street walkers in chatsworth. He would wrap an 8 ball of crack with a red ribbon, and dangle it out of the side of his car while loitering. He claimed it preserved the "romance" of the situation.

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Actually, cola does loosen whores up. But I've NEVER picked up a streetwalker in my life. I only hire escorts from the internet (with plenty of clear pics) or ask strippers for privates. I once ordered a whore sight unseen from a yellow pages escort service in Vegas, and then sent her back. She was too ugly. Awkward situation.

Getting back on track, Gia has a sleeping bag and bucket waiting for her in the corner of my garage. Unlike the JM exploiters, I have a heart.

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Awkward how? Have you never sent back a shitty steak? Oh, it's because you think if you're "nice", they'll "like" you.

Cucky, regale the group about the time you were so handsome and good the whore gave you your money back. Every high school senior has a version. Let's hear yours.

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Barry, regale us with the true stories of whores actually turning you down as a trick for being too fat and disgusting. I'm sure it happened back when you were less obese and capable of erections. I bet you'd even have trouble finding a stripper who would sell you a lapper. Even if one agreed to try, she'd probably break her neck. Sitting on your lap would be like trying to sit on a beach ball. Tough balancing act.

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