i took an f350 and trailer that started fishtailing head-on last week, the car i was driving attacked me with so many damn airbags one split me open on my head and predictably the sheer amount of blood that region lays claim to made it look terrible when i knew it was just a cut. i was just bullshit at having to deal with everything, cops and ambulance are there like instantly and the emt's and i are not getting along. they're trying to cover their asses about damage to the spine or concussion-type injuries and i'm explaining why i don't have either and refuse to get on one of those silly boards. apparently emt's aren't used to having non-compliant patients that the police are shrugging their shoulders about protocol.after i'm pretty sure i'm going to need a few stitches and my car's shooting weird colored gas from the hood i offer to let them drive me to the hospital and i'll lie down in the ambulance but it's too fucking absurd to be immobilized after walking around arguing with them for ten minutes. so i go get a few stitches and the standard scans for spine/neck injury and some more to make sure my brain worked and i'm outta there in two hours. i will admit, arriving via ambulance expedites things phenomenally-well, next time something er-worthy pops up, i'm defiently going in that way.
anyhow, apparently the a5 i was in took enough damage to be a complete loss, took the plates and shit off today-it was impressive.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits