jamesn? gia? willy? Monkey? that creepy guy with the Oppenheimer avatar we all thought was a serial killer?

gone jim, they're gone

Voice of reason here: This place has always been unpopulated. This is normal. Stop posting.

Ebb & flow, plus attrition.

This board used to be the SEC but is now about Mountain West level. We still beat up on each other but nobody seems to give a damn.

They'll be back, like the swallows of San Juan Capistrano.

Conky shows up about once a year for a couple of days but then quickly leaves in apparent disgust.

when a member here found out my personal e-mail and started sending shit to me and my company.Thats where.

All that's left is a handful of racist crackpots, 3 fat chicks, and Brandon.

Gia is back to taking degenerate cock up her anus for money so she has no time to post. Im not sure if I sould jack off or cry.

Gia is not back in porn. Just making stupid choices like a porn whore.

How about a chat room intervention? Charin could act as the interventionist.

this should make for another entertaining weekend.

I don't think the alleged racists are really racist they are just lashing out at righteous hypocritical assholes who are trying to inject political correctness into a porn forum whose foundations are built on misogyny.

wow, Gia goes for a week after 7 years of loyal service and gets it worse than an ashley blue series, talk about what have you done for me lately.

I feel like someone reached through my throat and went all the way to my nuts pulling them out and my heart with them on the way back up !

i took an f350 and trailer that started fishtailing head-on last week, the car i was driving attacked me with so many damn airbags one split me open on my head and predictably the sheer amount of blood that region lays claim to made it look terrible when i knew it was just a cut. i was just bullshit at having to deal with everything, cops and ambulance are there like instantly and the emt's and i are not getting along. they're trying to cover their asses about damage to the spine or concussion-type injuries and i'm explaining why i don't have either and refuse to get on one of those silly boards. apparently emt's aren't used to having non-compliant patients that the police are shrugging their shoulders about protocol.after i'm pretty sure i'm going to need a few stitches and my car's shooting weird colored gas from the hood i offer to let them drive me to the hospital and i'll lie down in the ambulance but it's too fucking absurd to be immobilized after walking around arguing with them for ten minutes. so i go get a few stitches and the standard scans for spine/neck injury and some more to make sure my brain worked and i'm outta there in two hours. i will admit, arriving via ambulance expedites things phenomenally-well, next time something er-worthy pops up, i'm defiently going in that way.

anyhow, apparently the a5 i was in took enough damage to be a complete loss, took the plates and shit off today-it was impressive.

The porn industry I knew, loved, earned money from and mocked is dead. Long, long dead. It began with the demise of Puke Bored and peaked with the staggering awesomeness that was Kurt Lockwood.

I came back for the rape, I may stay for the HIV.

PS Hey, Jamesn, how's it goin'?

^ rarefied air, ladies and droolcups.

if all it takes is every so often one mope in L.A. going down with the sniffles for the XPT stars to align, then i say let them eat aids.

these days The Monster ain't shit anyway. Magic's still smilin', lara roxx is still painting ("watercolors mostly" she says), tricia devereaux is still dropping HIVspawn out from her undercarriage (ever seen a cow shitting, how it just rolls out), darren james is still getting up every morning to spend another day sitting quietly with the curtains drawn, and C3X is still wholly intent on joining the club, sinning against God with a dude while popping amyl nitrate capsules in each others noses and snorting crank off a prop battle axe. not to mention probably listening to Foxy.

what doctors do for people they spring from aids prison is basically give them their lives back so a thank you note every six months written on personalized stationary isn't out of the question.

Losing even one poster has a significant impact on this forum since they take their 5 alts with them.

Gia on drugs? Hmmmm, not likely.

She'll leave the drugs to you, won't she?