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#49821 - 08/24/04 09:56 AM
At what age would you want to die?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/20/04
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Given normal aging what age would you want to die at.
I'm sorry but at a certain age the quality of life just sucks so much that it isn't worth living anymore.
i.e. You are so old:
1) you have to wear diapers
2) walk slower than a turtle on land, if you can walk at all
3) have wrinkly nasty skin
4) depend on others to care for your health
5) you lose your sex drive unless you are a freak of nature like Hugh Hefner.
6) I've also noticed that blue hairs tend to become more bitter as they grow older.
7)etc,etc,etc
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#49822 - 08/24/04 10:42 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Given normal aging what age would you want to die at.
I'm sorry but at a certain age the quality of life just sucks so much that it isn't worth living anymore.
i.e. You are so old:
1) you have to wear diapers
2) walk slower than a turtle on land, if you can walk at all
3) have wrinkly nasty skin
4) depend on others to care for your health
5) you lose your sex drive unless you are a freak of nature like Hugh Hefner.
6) I've also noticed that blue hairs tend to become more bitter as they grow older.
7)etc,etc,etc
Most of this stuff happens to old people because they never took care of themselves when they were younger. That's why they are such gross turds after 60. My Uncle is 85 still fucks his 65 year old wife, they go for walks have no heart problems. Exercise 4 days a week at the gym, drink plenty of water and take vitamin supplements. They also go to modern movies like scary movie 3 and find it funny and like to read a lot. What you are like when you are old is largely dependent on how you treat your body when your young. They both took very good care of themselves when they were younger and ate very healthy, there friends used to laugh at them (they are old Europeans so all there friends had a steady diet of meat and they only ate fish and vegetables.) Now they are laughing because there friends are dead and all faded away in old folks homes half crazy or bodies practically shot.
I don't mind dying at any age, it's what comes before death that matters.
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#49824 - 08/24/04 11:13 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 688
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I'm doomed. 
Yes zen you are doomed. 
But hopefully you will be better off than Don Zimmer.
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#49825 - 08/24/04 11:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Who's Don Zimmer and what happened to him.
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#49826 - 08/24/04 11:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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The Don Zimmer I am thinking of was a bench coach of some type for the NY Yankees baseball team and he was pushed to the ground by Pedro Martinez ( i think it was- or some other Red sock player- i am not as good with base ball as I am with the other sports) after he went out after pedro.
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#49827 - 08/24/04 12:09 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 688
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Yes, Don Zimmer was a Yankees coach who thought he could kick a guy's ass who is half his age. He is a old man who thinks he is a bad ass.
Obviously what was expected happened which is Zimmer taking a header into the grass courtesy of Pedro Martinez. Pedro brought Zimmer back to reality fast.
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#49834 - 08/25/04 05:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Hey I admire his spunk at least he wen out and stood up for himself and the team even if it wasn't the smartest thing. I get pissed at the guys who don't fight back after say someone throws a broken bat at you as you run to first. I mean it would be a baseball fight- how bad could anyone get hurt in it. Now hockey that is a different story- those guys get fucked up bad in their fights.
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