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So, I'll take this to mean that no, you really don't understand that mis-use of the word meltdown is lame. At least I was trying to understand.

That whole thing about irony is another layer Monkey added that no one responded to.

The thing is, meltdowns should be special. You mis-using the word just cheapens the whole aesthetic and makes you look like a humorless windbag

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I agree, there has been very few actual meltdowns here, then the term was used by people who didnt want to engage in an argument while still maintaining the image they have built on a porn board

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Whoever banned him can un ban him.

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mopez has a serious martyr complex going on which compels him to change his name and sig to "i got banned bro" whenever he hears the voice and it speaks to him - its like Dexter's father but instead of "don't get caught" he hears "you got banned". he gets his juice from bans but has to go to outside dealers since this place could give two shits besides talking donny or posting pics of gloids doin' it.

child is grappling with an array of issues but at least its usually entertaining - i want to say 25% of the time but that'll send him into a quiet funk so i'll say 75 (rent don't buy). on the bright side i think his best years are ahead of him.

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she borrowed it from her loser ex.

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nice meltdown monkey.

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she borrowed it from her loser ex.

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It doesn't make sense that this creepy nerd is a stanger to Gia. Look at the body language. His hand is practically on her tit. I think maybe this is her ex and she's just embarrassed by his loserness. The way he's dressed has "I am a cashier at a comic book store" written all over it.

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The way he's dressed has "I am a cashier at a comic book store" written all over it.

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who has been banned? was that mopez?


Gia is going to have a lot more stalker issues because of this pic. if she was willing to date that sickly looking nerd, everybody will think they have a chance.


the only thing that would make Gia's geek stand out from the others at gen-con is those Marty Feldman-looking googly eyes. and what's with the long hair? is he trying to compensate for the fact that he has a higher forehead than John Malkovich? he deserves props for being able to hold Gia up long enough to pose for a pic. looks like he'd have trouble curling 30 lbs.

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Looks like I have to clear the record AGAIN. That is Dave Naz's friend who's also a fan. I signed his shirt. Also, that dude is short whereas the guy I dated is 6'1"/177 and wicked gorgeous.

And keep reading Fox Magazine to see the hot bitches I shoot.

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Marty Feldman reference. Big points for obscurity.

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Marty Feldman is not obscure, except for people too young to be posting here. Anyway, this idiot has Naz' friend beat when it comes to bug eyes:




Wasn't that pic from last December? The one at Naz' place?

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wow a 3 week break

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I see you have over 2000 posts, but I've never even noticed you before.

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Berry, please. You'd shit yourself in panic if one of Brandon's bitches asked you for directions.

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I see you have over 2000 posts, but I've never even noticed you before.

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You've got over 2600 posts and no one's ever cared what you think.

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Sadly, I can't say much better about my paycheck.

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Sadly, I can't say much better about my paycheck.

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A sampling from Coke's mail bag:

I think you're doing great. Don't mind X (redacted) or the X (redacted). Sending the X (redacted) pm's would be great, between the two of us we can cause him to have a meltdown.

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Man, Coke plays right into it, he never fails to take the bait when his fragile ego is on the line. Bragging about his pay cheque, for real? He doesn't get how pathetic this sense of pride about his standing on a internet forum is to most people.

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then why do I get so much fan mail?

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then why do I get so much fan mail?

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I've offered to help him be a better poster

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Is that what the postal clerk told you? Whatever, dude. You seem content to spend your days on the wrong line asking the wrong person the wrong questions. Far be it for me to spoil it.

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Man, Coke plays right into it, he never fails to take the bait when his fragile ego is on the line.

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Is that what the postal clerk told you? Whatever, dude. You seem content to spend your days on the wrong line asking the wrong person the wrong questions. Far be it for me to spoil it.

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Now it's the postal clerk. Anything but you being a fanboi. You haven't lifted a finger to prove me wrong. Third strike. You be AC.

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I think Panzer's new home should be that thread.

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Watch how they always come back to me. Kittens are cute.

-Chuck, Vegetarian Fanboy

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Coke-authored comments has the potential of being a viral hit! Well, maybe if XPT used those "digg it" buttons and stuff like that to promote itself. I might put the time into it if I had all the material piled up that you got piled up. But, you're the one with the material piled up. Come on, man.

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Is that what the postal clerk told you? Whatever, dude. You seem content to spend your days on the wrong line asking the wrong person the wrong questions. Far be it for me to spoil it.

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Now it's the postal clerk. Anything but you being a fanboi. You haven't lifted a finger to prove me wrong. Third strike. You be AC.

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the fanboi bit is funny berry but weren't you the guy that bawled in pm when gia called you out on your appearance?. i think you're just jealous she's got the ny thing going on and not the seattle. fanbois- it aint easy.

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just keep olinka on lockdown and it's all good.

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nice meltdown monkey.

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Obsolescence is a bitter pill to swallow and it's a poor craftsman who blames his tools. Maybe Chuck will toss him some xanax.

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Marty Feldman reference. Big points for obscurity.

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Marty Feldman is not obscure, except for people too young to be posting here. Anyway, this idiot has Naz' friend beat when it comes to bug eyes:




Wasn't that pic from last December? The one at Naz' place?

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Guapo, how about if you take a permanent break? I guarentee no one would notice. I see you have over 2000 posts, but I've never even noticed you before

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then why do I get so much fan mail?

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Haha! I wrote that to Coke like over a fucking year ago. That's awesome that he saved it! I'd forgotten all about that.

I had some idea for a thread that would have required work to put together and I'm to lazy to do it. So, knowing what a condescending elitist Coke is, I laid on the praise in a naive belief that would get him to do it.

It was something about Obama, I forget now but I thought it was really funny. However, it is true that he would have done it better than I. I think back then I was putting more effort in the board, but he stays up night dreaming about ways to make fun of Obama. He'd have had material already poking around in his head I wouldn't have had.

The other quotes he posted came from somewhere else.

Coke man, everybody gets those occasionally just saying something like "Haha! That was funny man...". Stop being such an elitist and acting like people lay around idolizing you like a fan does. Like, I'm reading some about investing over the last couple of months and I'll be looking at a company report and be thinking, "hmmmm, based on what I've read from the guy, what would Steven Romick think about this..." Nobody does that kind of stuff with you. But whatever, if it keeps you posting, I'm all for it. You say some funny shit.

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