When I brought it up I knew Gia wasn't quitting, just taking a schvitz with a great guy named jesus. It was an excuse to say "take a look around". Nobody's saying don't be mean to vaginal americans, I'm saying don't be lazy and fat-handed about it. We're pouring it out before we've sipped it. Yes social networks have thinned the herd and the little ladies get their attention baby bottles filled (overflowed) elsewhere, which makes it that much more practical to be subtle when one does saunter through. And I'm not talking the geriatrics like Desi- who cares.

It's called 'build them up to tear them down'. Instead of "you're fat" how about "me like ham". Rather than PM "I'm frankie and I ride the lazy cart at walmart LETS FUCK" why for the sweet loving god not try "You'll want to lick me- I secrete xanax". Put in the time. Gain the trust. Find out the real name and address. THEN mail them the clan robe or chainsaw or a head or whatever.

Ultimately its a lost cause and academic at this point, had One Liner Larry stepped in earlier to lead us it would be a whole different paintjob.