That must be a Sobriety Shirt. It acts as a reminder of all those times you've worshipped at the porcelain alter and if you do encounter someone who is drunk then that shirt will make them want to puke so you can then swoop in with your AA cult speak.
Charin has to be bumming that Wilford Brimley isn't a bigger star. He could have made easy money as a celebrity look-alike.
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