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#497676 - 09/12/10 06:38 PM Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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If a bitch is so fat she can't wipe herself, then I'd pass, but anyone thinner than that is probably hotter than a twig who hates her body so much she pays some guy with a needle to shit all over it.

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#497677 - 09/12/10 06:43 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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#497678 - 09/12/10 06:53 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????? Why the fuck would anybody tattoo a pig? I have no illusions where my food comes from, but cruel's cruel. That's just massively fucked up. Gia, somebody, help me out on this.
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#497679 - 09/12/10 07:01 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????? Why the fuck would anybody tattoo a pig? I have no illusions where my food comes from, but cruel's cruel. That's just massively fucked up. Gia, somebody, help me out on this.


For practice . This guy has obviously taken it to the extreme . But hey , the pig can be a wannabe porn ho now , just needs a tat. sleeve on the arm down to the hoof

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#497680 - 09/12/10 07:06 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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#497681 - 09/12/10 10:34 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????? Why the fuck would anybody tattoo a pig? I have no illusions where my food comes from, but cruel's cruel. That's just massively fucked up. Gia, somebody, help me out on this.


For practice . This guy has obviously taken it to the extreme . But hey , the pig can be a wannabe porn ho now , just needs a tat. sleeve on the arm down to the hoof




I get that. I've known tattooers that practiced on oranges and raw turkey or chicken. And I think I read somewhere that there's a fake skin they can use to practice on. But I just can't wrap my head around abusing a poor dumb creature that way. I know that tattooing is done in ag for ID or whatever reasons, but this is just plain cruel.

On the other hand, if someone were practicing tattooing on a little kid or something, I'd be outraged, but probably not as much as over an animal. It's like those UNICEF ads with the sister from the old Roseanne show, with the sad tale of the little kid who spends all his time bringing water back and forth to him mom and eleventyseven sisters. I can watch that and not be moved at all. But that Sarah MacLaughlin one, with the sad eyed pets, well, I'll be honest, I reach for the remote, because I seriously tear up.

Is Olinka aware this is going on?
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#497682 - 09/13/10 12:36 AM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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rockabeaner girls usually tend to be fat and have lots of shitty tatoos to try to distract you from that fact.
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#497683 - 09/13/10 12:41 AM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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rockabeaner girls usually tend to be fat and have lots of shitty tatoos to try to distract you from that fact.




So how is your mom doing these days?
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#497684 - 09/13/10 02:35 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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But I just can't wrap my head around abusing a poor dumb creature that way.




you said th^t and i thought this.


and here's a pic from fiends link.....



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#497685 - 09/13/10 05:20 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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Registered: 04/01/07
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Fat people tend to get tattoos on their calves.

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#497686 - 09/13/10 05:36 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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Registered: 09/13/10
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I wouldn't have a career if it wasn't for fat people. They're just funny!

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#497687 - 09/13/10 07:09 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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Quote:

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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????? Why the fuck would anybody tattoo a pig? I have no illusions where my food comes from, but cruel's cruel. That's just massively fucked up. Gia, somebody, help me out on this.


For practice . This guy has obviously taken it to the extreme . But hey , the pig can be a wannabe porn ho now , just needs a tat. sleeve on the arm down to the hoof




I get that. I've known tattooers that practiced on oranges and raw turkey or chicken. And I think I read somewhere that there's a fake skin they can use to practice on. But I just can't wrap my head around abusing a poor dumb creature that way. I know that tattooing is done in ag for ID or whatever reasons, but this is just plain cruel.

On the other hand, if someone were practicing tattooing on a little kid or something, I'd be outraged, but probably not as much as over an animal. It's like those UNICEF ads with the sister from the old Roseanne show, with the sad tale of the little kid who spends all his time bringing water back and forth to him mom and eleventyseven sisters. I can watch that and not be moved at all. But that Sarah MacLaughlin one, with the sad eyed pets, well, I'll be honest, I reach for the remote, because I seriously tear up.

Is Olinka aware this is going on?




Gotta agree
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#497688 - 09/13/10 07:12 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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But that Sarah MacLaughlin one, with the sad eyed pets, well, I'll be honest, I reach for the remote, because I seriously tear up.





TBH, that commercial is twelve times more cheerful than the way I feel right now.

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#497689 - 09/13/10 07:40 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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But that Sarah MacLaughlin one, with the sad eyed pets, well, I'll be honest, I reach for the remote, because I seriously tear up.





TBH, that commercial is twelve times more cheerful than the way I feel right now.




Been there. Often. Recently. Today.
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#497690 - 09/13/10 09:49 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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My home now has a fat chicks barrier. I have a chair that was blocking other furniture, so I moved it to the living room where it partially blocks the front door. Anyone who can't fit through a narrow doorway must use the back door.

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#497691 - 09/14/10 05:26 AM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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Or eat the chair (every line of defense has its Achilles heel).
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#497692 - 09/14/10 09:53 AM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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My home now has a fat chicks barrier. I have a chair that was blocking other furniture, so I moved it to the living room where it partially blocks the front door. Anyone who can't fit through a narrow doorway must use the back door.




dumbest thing i've ever heard, the fattinghams would just use the back door, which they're already accustomed to on account of always being asked to leave through it (neighbors, you understand. always the neighbors).

coyote do you by chance have an array of crap eating and tranny videos. no reason.

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#497693 - 09/14/10 10:04 AM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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Who has a front door that opens out instead of in?

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#497694 - 09/14/10 10:13 AM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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#497695 - 09/14/10 01:34 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????? Why the fuck would anybody tattoo a pig? I have no illusions where my food comes from, but cruel's cruel. That's just massively fucked up. Gia, somebody, help me out on this.





No one is going to share your outrage. Obviously you empathize with these pigs because you have porchine facial features and look like their blood relative.

You could serve as a perfect example for why "tattoos are less common on fatties". Imagine if you were hospitalized and not able to take in over 10,000 calories per day. You wouldn't be able to maintain your rotund 400 lb figure. Your tats would all deflate and become hidden in the folds of loose hanging skin curtains.



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#497696 - 09/14/10 05:08 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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Quote:

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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????? Why the fuck would anybody tattoo a pig? I have no illusions where my food comes from, but cruel's cruel. That's just massively fucked up. Gia, somebody, help me out on this.





No one is going to share your outrage. Obviously you empathize with these pigs because you have porchine facial features and look like their blood relative.

You could serve as a perfect example for why "tattoos are less common on fatties". Imagine if you were hospitalized and not able to take in over 10,000 calories per day. You wouldn't be able to maintain your rotund 400 lb figure. Your tats would all deflate and become hidden in the folds of loose hanging skin curtains.





Yeah, I guess you're right. But you remain a cuck for mudsharks. How can anyone take you seriously, cumcleaner? Keep trying tho. You're nothing more than an amusing oddity. On the same level as a tranny- blower. What would the boys at the country club think? I figure you'd be Derek Vinyard in the shower. Yeah, that'd work for ya, wouldn't it, princess? Well, if the guys were shines it would.

Now be a good boi and clean up the bullsperm in mommy.
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#497697 - 09/14/10 06:00 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Who has a front door that opens out instead of in?




Actually several of my home's exterior doors open outward, but only because I designed and built it that way.

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#497698 - 09/14/10 06:20 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Who has a front door that opens out instead of in?




Actually several of my home's exterior doors open outward, but only because I designed and built it that way.




Now that I think about it, the one in my first house was that way. I canged it out, cuz I wanted a screen door.

Just curious: why did you do it that way?
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#497699 - 09/14/10 06:49 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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Who has a front door that opens out instead of in?




Actually several of my home's exterior doors open outward, but only because I designed and built it that way.





ours too and to answer berrys question we did it to allow for a stairway/interior space. high wind areas are really the only reason it would matter.
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#497700 - 09/14/10 06:54 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????? Why the fuck would anybody tattoo a pig? I have no illusions where my food comes from, but cruel's cruel. That's just massively fucked up. Gia, somebody, help me out on this.





No one is going to share your outrage. Obviously you empathize with these pigs because you have porchine facial features and look like their blood relative.

You could serve as a perfect example for why "tattoos are less common on fatties". Imagine if you were hospitalized and not able to take in over 10,000 calories per day. You wouldn't be able to maintain your rotund 400 lb figure. Your tats would all deflate and become hidden in the folds of loose hanging skin curtains.





Yeah, I guess you're right.







Oh, the humanity! That shit right there really smarts, huh? It's a dark milestone when one has to admit to himself that he is totally and unequivocally physically disgusting to all other humans. It must be cathartic in an "I want to kill myself" kind of way. You're brave to end the self denial. I'm a hard hearted person, but even I'm touched by your plight of loneliness (which will NEVER end). Don't worry about your "cuck for nigger" insult attempts. They have no relation to who I am in real life, so they pack as much the wallup as "your mama wears combat boots". I'm pulling for you!



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#497701 - 09/14/10 06:57 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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Well, you need an overhang to protect the interior of the door if you live where you have curtains/blinds or whatever. I think it ight also a security issue if someone was trying to force the door. Your hinges will be outside and someone could remove the pin and remove the door but that is no issue at all if you use security hinges like every commercial hinge around.

When I was designing my place I asked a LOT of folks why residential doors swung in and commercial out and never got a good or logical answer re: the residential. For me, I want out easier in a fire, and I have several areas with double doors and other things inside near the doors where it's more convenient to swing them out folded against the exterior wall rather than inside covering light switches or a hat-rack/umbrella stand or what have you.

An out-swinging door is just more convenient.

Edit: The screen door/storm door issue would be a strike against out-swinging doors.


Edited by Bornyo (09/14/10 06:59 PM)

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#497702 - 09/14/10 07:47 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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An out-swinging door is just more convenient.




just ask ryan knox.



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#497703 - 09/14/10 07:49 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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#497704 - 09/14/10 09:04 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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An out-swinging door is just more convenient.




just ask ryan knox.






"boom goes the dynamite"

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#497705 - 09/14/10 09:10 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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Registered: 12/09/08
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????? Why the fuck would anybody tattoo a pig? I have no illusions where my food comes from, but cruel's cruel. That's just massively fucked up. Gia, somebody, help me out on this.





No one is going to share your outrage. Obviously you empathize with these pigs because you have porchine facial features and look like their blood relative.

You could serve as a perfect example for why "tattoos are less common on fatties". Imagine if you were hospitalized and not able to take in over 10,000 calories per day. You wouldn't be able to maintain your rotund 400 lb figure. Your tats would all deflate and become hidden in the folds of loose hanging skin curtains.





Yeah, I guess you're right.







Oh, the humanity! That shit right there really smarts, huh? It's a dark milestone when one has to admit to himself that he is totally and unequivocally physically disgusting to all other humans. It must be cathartic in an "I want to kill myself" kind of way. You're brave to end the self denial. I'm a hard hearted person, but even I'm touched by your plight of loneliness (which will NEVER end). Don't worry about your "cuck for nigger" insult attempts. They have no relation to who I am in real life, so they pack as much the wallup as "your mama wears combat boots". I'm pulling for you!








Yeah. You're sure not bothered. You're deep. Nobody understands you...blah blah. More cuckhold talk. If you say it enough you might be able to convince yourself. Or not. No one cares. Even the whores who say you're a handsome lad.

You can't even do racism right. Fuck.
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#497706 - 09/14/10 09:12 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Well, you need an overhang to protect the interior of the door if you live where you have curtains/blinds or whatever. I think it ight also a security issue if someone was trying to force the door. Your hinges will be outside and someone could remove the pin and remove the door but that is no issue at all if you use security hinges like every commercial hinge around.

When I was designing my place I asked a LOT of folks why residential doors swung in and commercial out and never got a good or logical answer re: the residential. For me, I want out easier in a fire, and I have several areas with double doors and other things inside near the doors where it's more convenient to swing them out folded against the exterior wall rather than inside covering light switches or a hat-rack/umbrella stand or what have you.

An out-swinging door is just more convenient.

Edit: The screen door/storm door issue would be a strike against out-swinging doors.




Makes total sense. I'd never given it that much thought, but it does make sense. Probably best to keep it quiet or they'll start writing codes that residential doors have to be egress.
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#497707 - 09/14/10 09:21 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????? Why the fuck would anybody tattoo a pig? I have no illusions where my food comes from, but cruel's cruel. That's just massively fucked up. Gia, somebody, help me out on this.





No one is going to share your outrage. Obviously you empathize with these pigs because you have porchine facial features and look like their blood relative.

You could serve as a perfect example for why "tattoos are less common on fatties". Imagine if you were hospitalized and not able to take in over 10,000 calories per day. You wouldn't be able to maintain your rotund 400 lb figure. Your tats would all deflate and become hidden in the folds of loose hanging skin curtains.





Yeah, I guess you're right.






I'm a hard hearted person,





You sure are. Scary hard. I'd bet you're a toughy too. Hey, I know what you can do. Bump the "Women Fugly Enough to Fuck Barry" thread. That'll show how...teehee...hard you are. Maybe it'll help chase away the shameful, yet tittilating, thoughts you have.

Hard hearted...yeeheeheheeheehee. You're fucking hoolarious. Seriously, who can not love this kid's antics?
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#497708 - 09/14/10 09:39 PM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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Registered: 06/22/07
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Quote:

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Quote:

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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????? Why the fuck would anybody tattoo a pig? I have no illusions where my food comes from, but cruel's cruel. That's just massively fucked up. Gia, somebody, help me out on this.





No one is going to share your outrage. Obviously you empathize with these pigs because you have porchine facial features and look like their blood relative.

You could serve as a perfect example for why "tattoos are less common on fatties". Imagine if you were hospitalized and not able to take in over 10,000 calories per day. You wouldn't be able to maintain your rotund 400 lb figure. Your tats would all deflate and become hidden in the folds of loose hanging skin curtains.





Yeah, I guess you're right.






I'm a hard hearted person,





You sure are. Scary hard. I'd bet you're a toughy too. Hey, I know what you can do. Bump the "Women Fugly Enough to Fuck Barry" thread. That'll show how...teehee...hard you are. Maybe it'll help chase away the shameful, yet tittilating, thoughts you have.

Hard hearted...yeeheeheheeheehee. You're fucking hoolarious. Seriously, who can not love this kid's antics?






I'm sorry. Sometimes I just don't know when to quit. Call your sponsor from the freakishly ugly support group and don't make any life altering decisions until you've had a night to sleep on it.
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#497709 - 09/15/10 06:29 AM Re: Tattoos are less common on fatties.
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Who has a front door that opens out instead of in?




Actually several of my home's exterior doors open outward, but only because I designed and built it that way.





ours too and to answer berrys question we did it to allow for a stairway/interior space. high wind areas are really the only reason it would matter.





That way leaves the locking cylinders exposed, instead of hidden behind the jam.

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