The Pakis will probably do a remake of their "hit" movie about a gang of 'guerrillas' (ie, terrorists) who are sent out to whack "Satan" Salman Rushdie. In the end, a laser emanating from the "good book" takes out Salman. High literature meats schlock cinema in an unforgettable adventure, "International Guerrilla". LOL.

Salman Rushdie clipped by a flying, predatory Koran.



I guess that in the remake the Pastor's mustache will catch fire and he'll lose all credibility with his flock.
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-- Crap, adventure postponed. The Pastor will be suspending the bonfire.