masterful trolljob. 4 and a half stars. (to reach 5 stars you'd have to convince Panzur to sever his carotid and webcam it).

now i know what to do if my little sister shows up on some porn sites - find a missing child one-sheet somewhere and template the thing in photoshop with copy/paste. upload it a few places and shit gets taken down quick. "yeah bro I RECONIZE her from the missing persons deal. which I just happened to be scanning this morning. as i do every morning."

the "child" card is the ten megaton "race card" thanks to the immediacy of the intertron and the blogosphere's tendency to hyperventilate when they think they've got something - post first, fact check never. play the child card and 320 million knees jerk together in one cosmically linked second. just ask craigslist.

i'd be very surprised if any law enforcement agency confirms legitimacy on this thing. also notice no mainstream news has picked it up - they caught wind of it yes but then came up empty on the homework.