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like all the other old whores that have been making comebacks lately



yes Klink but can you really call them 'comebacks'- wouldn't it be more responsible to call it simply the tide washing them back in. just like when you try to throw away a trash can, the garbage men ignore it. seriously, you ever try to throw away a garbage can? it’s impossible. Dear Trashman- why else would I leave an empty trash can in front of my house that smells worse than Lindsay Lohan's fishhole… in the daytime?

to jill's credit she's embalmed and preserved herself with injectibles and niacin additive better than her peers, or at least stopped short of Lisa Ann rubber nixon mask from point break tragedy.

here's the thing, you notice jill's arms and hands have started to zombify- that's the test, like shakira say "hands don't lie". i had a bank situation once where from the back the woman appeared hot MILF with long hair but then her z-hand came into view. when she turned around, sure enough there it was- mrs. buzz aldrin plus six months grave rot.