Since you're back and since Jeff Mullen is from Milwaukee, how about doing "This is Not Laverne & Shirley" and "This is Not Happy Days"? The scripts write themselves. Laverne and Shirley fuck each other. They doubleteam The Big Ragoo. They fuck Lenny and Squiggy. The end. The Fonz fucks Mrs C. The Fonz fucks Shortcake. Chachi and Big Al join in for a bukkake. The End.

I think the "This Is Not Happy Days" is a good idea and would sell . So many ideas come to mind .

Ralph and Potsy tag team some girl in bobby socks and old school shoes at Al's diner .

Fonzie bangs Pinky Tuskadero in Al's diner bathroom .

Chachi bangs Joanie at the Cunningham house right after the parents leave . Fonzie comes over unannounced as usual and jumps on the couch . Then he hears them bangin' upstairs , goes up there and joins in and does a DP . When Fonzie is done Bangin Joanies ass and does an anal creampie , he gets up , gives the 'thumbs up' , and says "Ehhhhh" (like he always does)

Ritchie tries all thru the movie to get his girlfriend horny . She finally gives in and calls him and says she is coming over . While he is getting ready he sings " I found my thrill on blueberry hill " .She comes over and they fuck . But he blows his load right in her face and she gets really pissed . Or he blows his load inside her and she gets pissed . I like the face one though . Maybe in her eye

All girls must be all natural . And absolutely no scene with AL naked . Unless you get Ron Jeremy to play Al and he accidently walks in on the Ralph and Potsy 3-way scene , then sneaks behind to the back and secretly watches from the order window behind the counter and jerks off .

I think Kristina Rose would be a good Joanie

And i can totally see Ron Jeremy playing Al , and saying , "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah " .

"This Is Not Porn", featuring Dane Cross as a stunt cock.

Two things

1) I fucking hate porn parodies, they are fucking stupid, why they sell well is beyond me. If i want to watch happy days, batman, superman, the brady bunch, etc then i'll watch them if I want to see people fucking i'll watch porn. I don't need to mix my porn with my sitcoms of the 60's, 70's and 80's.

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2. Amazing what a tan and some facial hair can do because a clean shaven tommy gunn is fugly, thats a face for radio right there, woofa.

There was a rumor that when they ended the filming of the old Adam West Bat Man TV show there was still some money left for filming in the budget and the cast made a short softcore batman "porno" with the catwoman and batman. I heard the rumor back in the mid-80s when I was going to comic book conventions. I don't know if its true or not.

There's another one , fonzie banging pinky

jesus christ fonzie looks like a total mouth breather there.

How about "This Ain't the A-Team" . They could drive around , help ladies out that are in need , then run a gang train on them in the A-Team van

he looks like jill kellys ex twink julian.whos the blonde whore with the white necklace?

The blonde on the cover with the white necklace is Jessica lynn . She does alot of lesbian movies , and big butt movies but no anal .

I didn't find out about Ricky Martin being gay until about a month ago . Totally surprised me . I mean really . Those two guys could probably get any girl they wanted . From an implanted up california girl , to a super hot girl next door type . It really confuses me

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There was a rumor that when they ended the filming of the old Adam West Bat Man TV show there was still some money left for filming in the budget and the cast made a short softcore batman "porno" with the catwoman and batman. I heard the rumor back in the mid-80s when I was going to comic book conventions. I don't know if its true or not.

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Why is it that I can't shake the depressing image of what i imagine fiend to look like conversing at an 80's comic convention with overweight flock of seagulls fans talking about controversial behind the scenes rumors from sitcoms over the past 30 years, im guessing it starts with, overweight indian (red dot) comic fan wearing boy george shirt two sizes too big saying "so friends, I just got col clink's autograph, can you believe the stories about bob crane?" before moving into the bombshell of the batman rumor dropped by fiend. I don't know why this makes me happy but it does. So they had sex behind the scenes of batman you say?





Tommy Gunn looks a lot like stuttering john in the sequel to happy days. Nothing more to add, just an observation.

Someone go check up on Eric.

ew i didn't know they still made jeans without the back pockets.

Well, if you pulled your head out of your ass and realized it wasn't 2004 anymore you might make some progress. It's OK, though. You'll catch up one day.

Ahh, forget it, Monks. You know I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for you.