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#49718 - 08/25/04 12:09 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I'm working right now board out of my gored waiting to do some interviews
"out of my gored"? What´s that, honey? 
Sorry I meant to say "I'm working right now board out of my gourd waiting to do some interviews."
gourd plant
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#49719 - 08/25/04 12:17 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/24/03
Posts: 122
Loc: the valley
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WOOOHOOOO! What Keiko said!!! Girly you need to chat on this board more often! I know a few other girls that have complained about late night phone calls from sportswami. One happens to be staying with me. We were just talking about it an hour ago... not a fan of porn or anything porn related huh? But loves to chit chat with porn chicks. Go to a bar or somethign and find osmoeone who wants to chat on the phone for hours.
Hello ther Gen my very bestest friend.I would post more often but I so very rarely feel the need to. This however was a special case.In this case some one needed beating with a virtual verbal stick.It just so happens that I have one of those.  Maybe I'll keep that stick handy and hang out some more.
Smartt~~ You're right, I apologise to all the genuine morons out there. You didn't deserve that.
Kei
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#49720 - 08/25/04 12:19 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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#49721 - 08/25/04 12:45 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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thanks for the words Kei, thanks to both you and gen for helping to prove who the real scumbag is...
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#49722 - 08/25/04 12:50 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 291
Loc: Illinois, the Porn Void
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How'd he get your number? Quote:
WOOOHOOOO! What Keiko said!!! Girly you need to chat on this board more often! I know a few other girls that have complained about late night phone calls from sportswami. One happens to be staying with me. We were just talking about it an hour ago... not a fan of porn or anything porn related huh? But loves to chit chat with porn chicks. Go to a bar or somethign and find osmoeone who wants to chat on the phone for hours.
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#49725 - 08/25/04 02:54 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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so then you are saying i brainwashed gen..... ROFLOL, you are one delusional motherfucker. for the record you dragged kei into this, now with all of us, your ass has bitten off more than you could hope to ever chew. welcome to hell... we have such sights to show you...
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#49728 - 08/25/04 02:57 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Hey, leave Scott out of this. He didn't do it.
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#49729 - 08/25/04 03:14 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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no, i get paid to fuck and be production manager and webmaster for a company i watched religiously.
what do you do other than sit in your basement whining to 5 people on the internet, stalking girls, and clearing buffets. your a piss poor excuse of a man and honestly the world would be better if you choked on a KFC bucket and died you fat moronic retard.
why do you even continue posting here, are you that desperate to find one voice of sympathy. no one here likes you, none of them listen to your show. and NO ONE would cry for you if a group of angry arabs cut off your head.. in fact your mother would finally be glad to be rid of you from her fucking house.
now, lets make this easy swami...
1. stop posting here
2. do not PM, call, email, etc.. any girl i know... especially ones who have specifically told you not to.
3.if we ever pass, or if you ever pass gen, bianca, keiko, kiki...etc... you avert your fucking eyes... you are not worth beholding their beauty in person.
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#49730 - 08/25/04 03:19 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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no, i get paid to fuck and be production manager and webmaster for a company i watched religiously.
what do you do other than sit in your basement whining to 5 people on the internet, stalking girls, and clearing buffets. your a piss poor excuse of a man and honestly the world would be better if you choked on a KFC bucket and died you fat moronic retard.
why do you even continue posting here, are you that desperate to find one voice of sympathy. no one here likes you, none of them listen to your show. and NO ONE would cry for you if a group of angry arabs cut off your head.. in fact your mother would finally be glad to be rid of you from her fucking house.
now, lets make this easy swami...
1. stop posting here
2. do not PM, call, email, etc.. any girl i know... especially ones who have specifically told you not to.
3.if we ever pass, or if you ever pass gen, bianca, keiko, kiki...etc... you avert your fucking eyes... you are not worth beholding their beauty in person.
Such a warm blanket of hate radiating from those words. This is why I am comfortable here.
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#49731 - 08/25/04 03:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Maybe if people returned my calls when I wanted to schedule you people on the show (like the athletes do or the other 70 percent of the adult community) I wouldn't have to call 4 to 5 times to do this.
You just can´t take a hint, huh?
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But then again the four people that have come out and said that I am this rotten person are Gen Padova (who prob will get bounce from her agent for being a bitch and a flake) Keiko whom I have no clue who the hell she is, Bianca Pureheart who is a KSEX Flake and who left her agent without having the balls to say anything to him... and Mike South.
That amounts to 100% of the porn talent from this board. Statistics, anyone?
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#49733 - 08/25/04 03:33 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
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Oh shut up Rob Dipshit! Your a complete tool that is basically not talented to do mainstream, adult movies or even amatuer adult movies so you take your brand of shit in adult and go to Extreme. As far as be meeting you four, trust me I doubt I will look at your four becuase of the lack of attraction or respect I have developed. But then again you four along with Smartt, Smelly Monkey, chickenmaster, and the other pieces of dirt are fuckin pathetic. You refer to most women as whores, swear and use racial slurs against Sammura, and generally talk a lot of shit. 90 percent of the people of this board I got no problem with, could deal with them civilly, and enjoy their posts. So Rob... fuck yourself with a horses dick, and get some class! 
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#49735 - 08/25/04 03:38 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Oh shut up Rob Dipshit! Your a complete tool that is basically not talented to do mainstream, adult movies or even amatuer adult movies so you take your brand of shit in adult and go to Extreme.
As far as be meeting you four, trust me I doubt I will look at your four becuase of the lack of attraction or respect I have developed. But then again you four along with Smartt, Smelly Monkey, chickenmaster, and the other pieces of dirt are fuckin pathetic. You refer to most women as whores, swear and use racial slurs against Sammura, and generally talk a lot of shit.
90 percent of the people of this board I got no problem with, could deal with them civilly, and enjoy their posts. So Rob... fuck yourself with a horses dick, and get some class!
Ahaha, he is just like Sammura; he just keeps coming back for more. Pathetic liberal piece of shit, your inane comebacks are as witless and pathetic as you. Eat shit and die.
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#49736 - 08/25/04 03:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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I wanna marry this thread.
It has Monkey bashing, Sporkswine bashing, Sammura bashing... 
EVERYTHING that´s good and green on this Middle Earth!
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#49739 - 08/25/04 04:00 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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"loquasious" WTF? Did you mean:
loquacious - Very talkative; garrulous.
If so you just proved this slime sucking whore is not a total dipshit unlike you.
By the way I don't need to hear about how you get off.
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gets off by jerking off to pictures of Ariel of the lil mermaid.
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I am from the old school of... always relate to the intelligence of your opponent.
I have an IQ of 186; if you think you can match my intelligence you are very stupid indeed.
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#49745 - 08/25/04 08:34 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Sportswami... there's a reason if I avoided your fucking calling me late at night and your stupid private messages like you really cared what was going on with me and my life. Like its any of your fucking business how my family is doing, you don't know them. Get over it. You're obsessive. I tolerated it for a while. I was trying to keep my cool but it gets irritating after a while when you can't just leave a person alone.
And you know what? I have no shame saying I'm not in this business to deiberately make any friends. I'm in this fucking business to get fucked, to fuck people, and to please others by getting fucked!!! How hard is it to grasp that concept?
Sure there are a select few I've met in the path of porn who are worthy of some of my free time but those aren't my first intentions. Although when someone like yourself has the rude qualities to call someone after 10pm when its past midnight your time, I find that creepy.
Because I'm a kind person I'll accept that a few times but you push the line. Do you not find it rude to try and talk to someone late night? I mean jesus christ, I had been in a long relationship and to have some freak to just speak random bullshit late at night is a bit weird.
There's obviously a problem with you because I'm not your only issue. There are a select few. There's more out there buy are too nice to say anything to you just to avoid conflict.
You don't need to bring up my personal and confidential commotions up with the agency I'm represented by. It's none of your business nor anyone elses unless I decide to say something about it.
I will willingly say that there are some things that can be worked out with ASS Inc but in reality any company could have some working done. As a final point ASS Inc is new and is on its way to greatness. There's no such thing as a perfect relationship with anyone no matter what it is, and it's always workable. So get the fuck over. ANd butt out!!!
Don't make me post all the PMs you sent me. I have a lot of them saved still. With the dates and times too. So everyone gets a real taste of how redundant you are.
By the way, I'm too short to have LONG SEXY LEGS!!! So your random compliments trying to catch my attention in hopes to get lucky talking to me all the time late night to jack off is gonna do it, nor did it.
So just get over it, shut up, move on, and stop being so obsessive and posessive.
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#49748 - 08/25/04 10:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Now you did... but that's a cheesy song LMAO!!!
Oh Gen... you´ve lost that lovin´ felling!
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#49750 - 08/25/04 10:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Hee hee. Look at Smartt,tying to pick-up Gen.
Gen: you´re invited, but your friend can´t go.
(btw, that´s Vince Neil from the soundtrack of Encino Man...)
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#49752 - 08/26/04 05:12 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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funny swami.... i was present when you called more than 2 times this month...
the real truth about you is coming out now, and you just can't take it... 
your about as equal on the evolutionary ladder as Gene Ross... and i wish similar fates upon the two of you.
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#49753 - 08/26/04 05:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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funny swami.... i was present when you called more than 2 times this month...
Ta-daaaaaa!
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#49754 - 08/26/04 07:28 AM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Sweet heart first off I dont flatter myself. If anything I make jokes abouit myself more than anything. You're the one that couldn't stop the comments coming. Yea aside from Rob being there a couple of times Swami called, what about in the past when you called every late night for a week straight? Out of all those times once you left a message asking me to call you back. Nothing subjective. Since when did companies not ever wanna hire me because I looked 14? LOL if anything they'd always want to shoot me cuz of my juvenile look. You're dislexic arent you? I have plenty of clues and thanks to you you've provided those to me. Not only that but how many times do I have to tell you that Ill gett he tape from Joey? Why don't you get a fucking clue? I told you three times I believe through private message!! Keep comparing me to Smartt and Rob! That's a compliment. Two intelligent people who take bullshit every way that you don't. 
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#49756 - 08/26/04 07:35 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Hee hee. Look at Smartt,tying to pick-up Gen.
Smartt's a fatass. He couldn't pick up a paperclip.
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#49757 - 08/28/04 04:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Keep comparing me to Smartt and Rob! That's a compliment. Two intelligent people who take bullshit every way that you don't.
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#49758 - 10/18/05 09:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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great, great thread
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#49759 - 10/20/05 03:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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This was a great thread, this is when the cage got shut down and people attacked me when i couldn't defend myself through song or visually stunning dance moves.
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#49761 - 10/01/06 08:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i raped the shit out of a vietnamese man while reading this posting.
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#49763 - 10/01/06 04:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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aidsrape. it's the new black.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#49765 - 10/01/06 09:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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