...it is easier for you to recognize a guy by his ball smell than his face.

...you call your dates "Daddy" and your father, well you never met him, so you don't call him shit.

...you consider an abortion an investment, because you take the receipt around to 6 different guys to recoup the costs.




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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral