you calculate the price of a car in blowjobs.

you buy condoms in bulk.

you won't let your kid call you Mommy because guys pay for that and your kid is broke.

you take your son to church and leave with the tithings.

your knees hit the floor when a guy reaches for his wallet.

you have gone shopping with Gia Jordan.

you change your name, hair, and makeup, but the prison guard still recognizes the smell of your cunt.