you calculate the price of a car in blowjobs.

you buy condoms in bulk.

you won't let your kid call you Mommy because guys pay for that and your kid is broke.

you take your son to church and leave with the tithings.

your knees hit the floor when a guy reaches for his wallet.

you have gone shopping with Gia Jordan.

you change your name, hair, and makeup, but the prison guard still recognizes the smell of your cunt.

You buy babywipes and you don't have a baby.

...every piece of clothing you own fits in one 29 inch rolling suitcase.

...you buy ziplock sandwich bags. for clothes.

...you don't bother with lube anymore and just use spit.

...all your stationary is from various hotel rooms.

...your caller ID's only have first name, car make and color.

...you understand that when a guy asks for 2 pops, he's not talking about soda.

You are white and have gaudy fake nails like a black girl

you go to check your craigslist ad and it's censored .

^no more cl hooker.

What will the Craigslist Hookers here be called? They could be Backpage Hookers, for a while, until that site attracts the same heat.

...the doormen at downtown hotels all know your face and give you a friendly nod when you approach the building


Ever had an escort come to your hotel room in Vegas? The unwritten rule so they don't get busted for loitering is that instead of going straight to your room, they stop at the desk or security station. You get a call saying "there is a Candy here to see you, should we send her up". Humiliating. Talk about a walk of shame for the whore.

....you have to start wearing knee pads.

...you find out you need to wear "Depends" before your 23rd birthday.

...it is easier for you to recognize a guy by his ball smell than his face.

...you call your dates "Daddy" and your father, well you never met him, so you don't call him shit.

...you consider an abortion an investment, because you take the receipt around to 6 different guys to recoup the costs.

Your heels are higher than your I.Q.

You make two hundred dollars an hour but can't afford a car.

The room they give you at the Motel 6 has hourly rates and disposable paper bed sheets!

You have four kids by six different guys!

Tony Malice has you on speed dial.

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You might be a whore if your friend says she wants to go the the ATM and you suggest an enema first.

you sell yourself AND your daughter out in porno videos and then bitch about being fucked over it later...

you go to gay bars just to avoid guys you've fucked but still manage to run into some anyway.

you're in a Progressive car insurance commercial. That is some hardcore degradation.