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I invested all my money with this guy named Bernie from New York. He made off with all of it and now I can't reach him.



He is sharing a cell with the Enron guys. Two points to remember about investing:
1- If it sounds too good to be true-it's a scam.
2- NEVER put ALL your money in the hands of one guy or investment firm- spread it around to limit risk.

Now get back to making bukkake movies!!