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#497202 - 09/02/10 09:57 PM Baker's Dozen
Clinton Swann Offline
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Registered: 02/23/09
Posts: 76
Loc: Canada
http://www.videosz.com/movie.php?s=0|0|&lg=us&dvd_id=3776

Over a dozen guys ejaculate on a girl to the point that she's drenched, and then another girl comes in to lick the first girl clean—WITH ENTHUSIASM! What would ever possess you to stop making these films? THEY'RE TERRIFIC! you could keep making these until you die and your audience would never tire of it.

Please make more. Or at least explain why you stopped. I bought backup copies of my favorites in case I wear out the first DVDs. That's probably stupid since DVDs aren't like tapes but I feel better knowing I have them.

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#497203 - 09/03/10 02:33 AM Re: Baker's Dozen
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5230
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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...at least explain why you stopped.




Cause they're very expensive to make and the director was getting ripped off by his company.
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#497204 - 09/03/10 12:43 PM Re: Baker's Dozen
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Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Quote:

Quote:


...at least explain why you stopped.




Cause they're very expensive to make and the director was getting ripped off by his company.



please explain?

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#497205 - 09/03/10 01:59 PM Re: Baker's Dozen
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
I invested all my money with this guy named Bernie from New York. He made off with all of it and now I can't reach him.

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#497206 - 09/05/10 03:16 AM Re: Baker's Dozen
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

I invested all my money with this guy named Bernie from New York. He made off with all of it and now I can't reach him.




I weep at this sad tale of betrayal, dishonesty and greed.
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#497207 - 09/05/10 08:48 AM Re: Baker's Dozen
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Registered: 03/30/07
Posts: 115
Quote:

I invested all my money with this guy named Bernie from New York. He made off with all of it and now I can't reach him.




Brandon cant you re-launch the Bakers Dozen series through JM Productions?? Its one of my favorite titles EVER!!!

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#497208 - 09/05/10 10:44 AM Re: Baker's Dozen
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

Quote:

I invested all my money with this guy named Bernie from New York. He made off with all of it and now I can't reach him.




Brandon cant you re-launch the Bakers Dozen series through JM Productions?? Its one of my favorite titles EVER!!!





Fuck that shit, bring back Slap Happy...
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#497209 - 09/05/10 12:25 PM Re: Baker's Dozen
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The printer fucked up and now I have 10,000 dvd covers labelled SLAP DOZEN. I had to pay for them and now I'm fucked.

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#497210 - 09/05/10 12:29 PM Re: Baker's Dozen
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

The printer fucked up and now I have 10,000 dvd covers labelled SLAP DOZEN. I had to pay for them and now I'm fucked.




Even if Brandon managed to bring either series back they would suck. Brandon is washed up and running on fail-fuel. Even the furvert called him a pussy.
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#497211 - 09/05/10 02:56 PM Re: Baker's Dozen
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Without your approval, I'm nothing. I started out as less than nothing, though, so this is an overall improvement.

Thank you. My Guatemalan wife and I send our regards. Next time you visit Quetzaltenango, please be our guest.


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#497212 - 09/05/10 06:36 PM Re: Baker's Dozen
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
That poor woman has no idea you're a pornographer and her pic is now on a porn board. She'd feel more ashamed than Charin's gf.
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#497213 - 09/05/10 07:22 PM Re: Baker's Dozen
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Registered: 11/04/05
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I'm posting that on 4chan.
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#497214 - 09/06/10 02:57 AM Re: Baker's Dozen
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5230
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Quote:

That poor woman has no idea you're a pornographer and her pic is now on a porn board. She'd feel more ashamed than Charin's gf.




What, you don't think Brandon fucked her feet in a nearby motel room?
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#497215 - 09/06/10 08:21 AM Re: Baker's Dozen
butterman Offline
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Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
Quote:

I invested all my money with this guy named Bernie from New York. He made off with all of it and now I can't reach him.




He is sharing a cell with the Enron guys. Two points to remember about investing:
1- If it sounds too good to be true-it's a scam.
2- NEVER put ALL your money in the hands of one guy or investment firm- spread it around to limit risk.

Now get back to making bukkake movies!!

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#497216 - 09/06/10 11:40 AM Re: Baker's Dozen
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

Quote:

That poor woman has no idea you're a pornographer and her pic is now on a porn board. She'd feel more ashamed than Charin's gf.




What, you don't think Brandon fucked her feet in a nearby motel room?




Yes, right after he tea-bagged in that hootch in the background.
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#497217 - 09/06/10 12:22 PM Re: Baker's Dozen
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

That poor woman has no idea you're a pornographer and her pic is now on a porn board. She'd feel more ashamed than Charin's gf.




he really did steal her soul....
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#497218 - 09/09/10 10:34 AM Re: Baker's Dozen
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Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
Quote:

Without your approval, I'm nothing. I started out as less than nothing, though, so this is an overall improvement.

Thank you. My Guatemalan wife and I send our regards. Next time you visit Quetzaltenango, please be our guest.





How appropriate is it that there is a picture of you chilling out at Lake Titicaca on this board?
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#497219 - 09/09/10 11:06 AM Re: Baker's Dozen
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Never heard of the place.

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#497220 - 09/09/10 11:19 AM Re: Baker's Dozen
Sho'nuff Offline
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Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
Lol.
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#497221 - 10/08/10 08:32 PM Re: Baker's Dozen
Clinton Swann Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/23/09
Posts: 76
Loc: Canada
Quote:

I invested all my money with this guy named Bernie from New York. He made off with all of it and now I can't reach him.




I'm very sorry to hear this. Baker's Dozen is a quality product. You don't deserve to get treated that way. Does Bernie own the brand/series or something?

Also, I see there's going to be a Bakers Dozen title released this month. Is it a compilation or something new?

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#497222 - 10/09/10 01:21 PM Re: Baker's Dozen
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Bernie made off with my money. I'm not sure what else to say.
RE: Baker's Dozen. I'm re-releasing the series through JM Productions. I'd like to continue it and keep it going.

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#497223 - 10/14/10 07:17 PM Re: Baker's Dozen
Clinton Swann Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/23/09
Posts: 76
Loc: Canada
Will you continue and re-release simultaneously or are you waiting for the re-releases to get to the last one before continuing? If it's the latter it could be a year before we see anything new! I guess knowing you'll make more is good enough but damn, that wait would kill me.

Still, great to see this coming back. It's one of the best bukkake series out there period. It's amazing, you found so many girls enthusiastic and anxious to lick and eat cum off each other. It wasn't a punishment for them. Either that or they're TREMENDOUS actresses.

You the man!

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#497224 - 10/15/10 01:06 PM Re: Baker's Dozen
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
When I was a little girl growing up in Regina, Saskatchewan, it was my dream to one day have someone say, "You the man." Thank you for making my dream come true.

I am going to Berlin soon to accomplish 2 goals:
1. Find hot euros at Venus Fair willing to take BAKER'S DOZEN #10 to the next level; and
2. Go to Adolf Hitler's art school and finish what he started. The art, not the whole Aryan race thing.

Anyone who knows me knows that I am all about Manet forms of art.

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