Christian can't even fake a slap in the face from a real woman without a cock. Doubt he would break out his home videos shot on an iPhone of 6' 2" Latin Tranny's cock slapping his bloated cheeks.
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Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy