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#497167 - 09/02/10 12:38 PM
Slap Happy
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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Lisa Ann got to slap me like 1000 porn chicks probably have wanted to for years now. lol check it out 2 Chicks Same Time - Rachel Starr/Lisa Ann
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#497168 - 09/02/10 12:47 PM
Re: Slap Happy
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I thought this was going to be about the only good porn Brandon ever made...."Slap Happy". You ,faggot, should be the victim of a hate crime.
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#497169 - 09/02/10 01:08 PM
Re: Slap Happy
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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It wants me to join the site which no one will do since you canceled live shows.
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#497170 - 09/02/10 02:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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did that have anything to do with the lisa ann/ashli orion meltdown/beef?
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#497173 - 09/02/10 07:31 PM
Re: Slap Happy
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/14/03
Posts: 449
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This forum should be renamed as christianxxxpromotiontalk.com  How come he is allowed to shamelessly promote his gay ass porn here? Dude, no one wants to see your Vivid style couples porn of fake boobed, bottle blonds making fakeass gay "yeahhh baby give it to me" noise, all the while dying to run from there to cash the check. Carolyn Reese is a prime example Who would want to watch it when you have that faggot, skin head twin of yours in every scene anyway? What are the mods of the forum doing?
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#497174 - 09/02/10 08:48 PM
Re: Slap Happy
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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This forum should be renamed as christianxxxpromotiontalk.com
How come he is allowed to shamelessly promote his gay ass porn here? Dude, no one wants to see your Vivid style couples porn of fake boobed, bottle blonds making fakeass gay "yeahhh baby give it to me" noise, all the while dying to run from there to cash the check. Carolyn Reese is a prime example
Who would want to watch it when you have that faggot, skin head twin of yours in every scene anyway?
What are the mods of the forum doing?
I don't know how athletic you are and therefore able to understand this analogy, but c3x's issues are always hanging over the plate, and anyone can take a swing at any time. It's likely to go out of the park.
Take a cut.
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#497177 - 09/03/10 06:19 AM
Re: Slap Happy
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Time have not been kind to Lisa Ann's face.
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#497180 - 09/03/10 11:10 PM
Re: Slap Happy- Don't bother
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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Yawn...
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#497181 - 09/03/10 11:52 PM
Re: Slap Happy- Don't bother
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Christian, if you wanted to add realism, you should have spit out a mouthful of rotted brown teeth across the room when she slapped you.
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#497183 - 09/06/10 11:16 PM
Re: Slap Happy
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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I was going to say Patty for the win, then Coke dropped a fucking bomb. Get some new choppers Snaggletooth. And grab a toothbrush next time you're at CVS picking up valtrex. I guess jizz is no good for teeth, eh? Must be all that time spent in England, "shooting scenes" coughcough gay hooker coughcough
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#497184 - 09/07/10 02:15 AM
Re: Slap Happy
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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Christian can't even fake a slap in the face from a real woman without a cock. Doubt he would break out his home videos shot on an iPhone of 6' 2" Latin Tranny's cock slapping his bloated cheeks.
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