Won't people in the gym mind me fondling myself when hot chicks walk by?

Eh, I work from home, closest gym worth going to is 20 minutes away. Plus, I have a ton of weights/equipment in my basement. I should probably bust out the air rower I got through Craigslist a couple years ago and never used. No rain till Friday, I can put it in my backyard and watch the horse graze while I row.

Being on an anxiety induced, Gia-style diet plan all week (1/4 of a bagel for breakfast, 1/2 plate of pasta for dinner) I was just above 235. I haven't seen 220 in 15 years, I think it will be an easy goal. There is no meth going around, and the Nosy One took all her Adderall, so I guess I'll look for the script of diet pills I got a few years ago and stopped taking. If there is no one to argue with, then there is no reason I shouldn't take pills that make me edgy, right?

Any fake dentists in the audience? Coke, are you an anti Dentite, too?
@Lou: I meant the speeds at which porn sites allow you to download their product, not what cable companies allow you to d/l in a month. When I was on VideoBox, it was slow as shit. At the time their d/ls came in a 150kbps and FacialAbuse came in between 750-800. Now I can get to 1.2mbps, Boost claims up to 30mbps.