So with my lady gone, I figure I'm going to start mainlining porn. Cablevision offers the BOOST pkg for an extra $14.99, $9.99 if I also get Optimum Voice. The Voice plan is $29.99/month for the first year, nothing but sketchy details on the price afterwards. I'm dropping Disney on Demand, since my "tween" nephews (stay away Coke) are starting school, so the Boost will only make my bill like $4 more than I'm used to paying. Cool part is I get the bonus of helping stake the hearts of Verizon AND AT&T.

Any one know any horror stories? Can I actually download scenes that fast from many porn sites? I know some limit that shit. Deal sounds too good. How am I gonna get fucked.

concerning limits i assume you're referring to bandwidth use?.
as far as i know comcast was once threatening it but i've never heard of limits actually being applied by any cable provider.

how bout you put that money toward a gym membership and start taking some steps toward fresh cut rebound vagina, believe it or not there are a lot of them out there just crawling around for the taking- devoid of any thoughts, ambitions, and hope really, just a festering lack of self worth on account of the last "jerk" so your job is to be the next one.

do it today and i'll give you some passwords to brandon's site.

Add showtime, dexter is coming back on soon
I got fucked over with AT+T high speed internet. I paid for the top speed which is still slow and the signal drops sometimes, once in the middle of making a payment online... They lied and told me I was under contract with some outrageous cancellation fee, so I stuck it out for a year. When I called to cancel, they told me I was never under a contract. Those fuckers. Time Warner cable all the way. But cable is shady as well, they add all these fees and can't help you or explain if you ask what they're for. I act like a total cunt anytime I have to call customer service and complain.
No home phone, I use my cell or skype, but I know some people who use magic jack and are very happy with it.

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and what mark j said. hit the gym. it has been my saving grace to keep me from slitting my wrists these days.

Won't people in the gym mind me fondling myself when hot chicks walk by?

Eh, I work from home, closest gym worth going to is 20 minutes away. Plus, I have a ton of weights/equipment in my basement. I should probably bust out the air rower I got through Craigslist a couple years ago and never used. No rain till Friday, I can put it in my backyard and watch the horse graze while I row.

Being on an anxiety induced, Gia-style diet plan all week (1/4 of a bagel for breakfast, 1/2 plate of pasta for dinner) I was just above 235. I haven't seen 220 in 15 years, I think it will be an easy goal. There is no meth going around, and the Nosy One took all her Adderall, so I guess I'll look for the script of diet pills I got a few years ago and stopped taking. If there is no one to argue with, then there is no reason I shouldn't take pills that make me edgy, right?

Any fake dentists in the audience? Coke, are you an anti Dentite, too?
@Lou: I meant the speeds at which porn sites allow you to download their product, not what cable companies allow you to d/l in a month. When I was on VideoBox, it was slow as shit. At the time their d/ls came in a 150kbps and FacialAbuse came in between 750-800. Now I can get to 1.2mbps, Boost claims up to 30mbps.

Dexadrines are better. They're like addies but without the cracked out feeling. My entire store was on them during Christmas season back in the day of the 90s spend spend dot.com time/ workin' double shifts my pre-porn days of double fists. Anyway, just eat pure and workout. Drugs only make you skinny-fat- which is even grosser on a guy than it is on Misha Barton.

nosy... if for some reason you aren't going to take mark or gias advice at the very least print this out and tape it to your fridge.

Looks like a bloody shit.

its pretty close to the nastiest shit panzer has ever created.
he pm'd me and said the inspiration for it was born from one of his prison bitch rape fantasies. same with his new avatar.

A workout idea: bolt a monitor to the ceiling and mount a fleshlight vertically on a frame to hang from by hands and legs, instead of lying on a bed. For a more advanced build, include some sort of deadman switch to stop the porn when thrusting stops or the body hits the floor.

The old lady left you..???

Geez who saw that coming,it wouldn't of had anything to do with you being on the inter-net 24 hours a fucking day,or the repeated fascination to show us pictures of assholes..
She should of launched you a long time ago,,and while you are at it find a fucking job..
And now your failed ass wants to upgrade his cable..Hows this lose the cable tv lose the inter-net..And get a fucking life..

I got a job. Business is doing well. I root the net during cigarette breaks in my shop, sometimes too long, but the work always seems to get done.

The tone of your reply was appreciated.

Assholes are like snowflakes, no two are alike.

Thats good now you're working with me..

There is a way to get DN for free including Porn channels..

I gotta exchange the Cablevision box because I just got a flat-screen tv and the current box is missing the HDMI hole.

My only problem w/ Cablevision was when they were playing hardball w/ the Yankees Network. I switched to Direct TV,they straight up sucked in customer service, and the Air Force base fucked up my reception. After I switched back to Cablevision, I haven't had any big problems. Email was out for 1.5 days, but they sent an email saying I'd be credited for 2 days on the next bill.