Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20 story building. The first worker is Charin and when he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, "Oh, no, if I have to eat spaghetti for lunch one more time, I will jump off the 20th floor and kill myself."
The second worker is Bornyo. When he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, " Oh, no, if I have to eat tacos for lunch one more time, I will jump off the 20th floor and kill myself."
The third worker is Panzer. When he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, "Oh, no, if I have to eat Polish sausage one more time for lunch, I will jump off the 20th floor and kill myself."
The next day Charin looks in his lunch box and sees a bowl of spaghetti. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death. Then Bornyo looks in his lunch box and sees 2 tacos. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death. Finally Panzer looks in his lunch box and sees a Polish sausage sandwich. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death.
At the funeral for the three workers Charin's wife is
sobbing out of control and cries," Oh, its all my fault. If only I had packed him a different lunch!" Bornyo's wife is also sobbing out of control and cries," Oh, its all my fault. If only I had packed my husband a different lunch!" Panzer's wife isn't crying at all so the other two wives confront her.
"Don't look at me," she exclaims, "He packs his own lunch."
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