When I worked in regulatory at a pharmaceutical company I was known as the computer go-to guy before people called IT or if they did something embarassing. One day a Senior Project manager scheduled a 4 hour meeting with me since I was on his project team but I was in another department. I was shitting bricks. I was far enough down the org chart that SPMs didn't even know I existed. I got to his office and we were the only ones there. He told his secretary that under no circumstances were we to be disturbed then locked his office door. I figure I'm fucked....someone saw me snort meth in the mens room or smoking a joint in my car at lunch. Nope...none of that. He asked around and everyone he asked dropped my name. His whole department was going to have their PCs upgraded and he had "sensitive" files he didn't want IT or anyone to find on his desktop workstation. He had 10 gigs of porn images on his PC. Not only did he not want to get caught with it but he didn't want to lose the data either. I spent 3 days in his office working on a special regulatory project. Me burning all the porn on CDs and then loading a freeware file scrubber onto his system and scrubbing the data off his hard drive. He wrote me a commendation and sent it to my boss and her boss. At the end of the quarter I received a bonus check from my department and another from his department for being a dedicated employee in addition to 2 comp days. His porn collection was run of the mill hardcore but he had a large collection of stuff with chicks in milk or mud. He even had some directories of porn girls that looked like woman in his office. The stupid fucker actually named the directories after the woman. HR would have loved that.
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