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#496855 - 08/28/10 07:02 AM
An early Happy Birthday to Porn's Crown Princess
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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I'm going off the board, venturing once more to Long Island's Elephant Graveyard for Selichot and the rest ... but I didn't want to forgot Suze's best production and gift to porn ... The African-American heir of Suze.net, everyone's favorite fetish-photographer-next-door ... Holly Randall... who will be 100,000 binary on Sept 5.  On Sept. 5, 1978, maybe while Suze was pushing Holly's head out, I was learning the technique of "mathematical induction" on my first day of Calculus and of the "Nacirema tribe" in Anthropology ... 
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#496856 - 08/28/10 11:02 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Keeping track of everyone's birthday is pathetic. You have my sympathy.
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#496857 - 08/28/10 11:03 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Holly, how late in the pregnancy did Suze fuck spooks like Jim Brown?
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#496858 - 08/28/10 11:05 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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You think Holly became an alcoholic becasue she realized just how close the chances were that she could have been half black?
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#496859 - 08/28/10 11:15 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Probably. Do you believe Holly is telling the truth when she says she can't remember fluffing Lockwood because of all the alcohol?
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#496860 - 08/28/10 11:20 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I believe it didn't matter to her who she was fluffing at the time.
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#496861 - 08/28/10 11:29 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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I bet some old pms exist where Charin was trying to reach out to Holly with his AA shit. Comedy gold.
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#496863 - 08/28/10 12:06 PM
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
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I reviewed her book. She is probably much more excited when AA anniversary time comes around, than her belly button birthday. We both can go to F2F meetings any time, so why would we do AA over PM on a porn board? Oh, I forgot, you guys actually do try to seduce women half your age over the internet Happy birthday, kid. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#496864 - 08/28/10 12:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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AA anniversaries don't sound too exciting. I'd beat someone's ass if my present were a chip. Anyway....happy birthday, Holly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#496866 - 08/31/10 02:43 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Thanks guys! My natal birthday isn't something I look forward to these days as much as I used to, but there are a lot of things I'm grateful for so I try to remember those instead of the cold hard fact that I'm getting older.
Actually my AA birthday is more important to me than my natal birthday. This will sound massively cheesy but each year of sobriety marks an accomplishment over the hardest fight of my life, and I will always be eager to celebrate that milestone. I know that sounds lame to anyone who hasn't been through the ring-around-recovery game, but I also know there are some people on this board that know exactly what I mean. And btw, when you pass one year you usually get a coin instead of a chip for every year that passes. There's little more in this world that I need beyond what that coin represents, so it's better than any present anyone could give me.  I read that back and laugh at how cliche that sounds, especially here on XPT, but it's true.
Thanks for remembering me guys, even though I'm not around the board as much! 
P.S. Thanks for reviewing my book Charin! I'm in talks about working on a new one-- something totally different. At least stylistically.
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#496868 - 09/01/10 01:37 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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Quote:
Thanks guys! My natal birthday isn't something I look forward to these days as much as I used to, but there are a lot of things I'm grateful for so I try to remember those instead of the cold hard fact that I'm getting older.
Actually my AA birthday is more important to me than my natal birthday. This will sound massively cheesy but each year of sobriety marks an accomplishment over the hardest fight of my life, and I will always be eager to celebrate that milestone. I know that sounds lame to anyone who hasn't been through the ring-around-recovery game, but I also know there are some people on this board that know exactly what I mean. And btw, when you pass one year you usually get a coin instead of a chip for every year that passes. There's little more in this world that I need beyond what that coin represents, so it's better than any present anyone could give me. I read that back and laugh at how cliche that sounds, especially here on XPT, but it's true.
Thanks for remembering me guys, even though I'm not around the board as much!
P.S. Thanks for reviewing my book Charin! I'm in talks about working on a new one-- something totally different. At least stylistically.
Holly, can Flynt get it up? I'm sure you'd know, as the floozies who hang around Hustler would be all about trying to slob his knob.
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#496869 - 09/01/10 01:53 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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you should get all fucked up for your bday miss holly. i mean fuck you is getting real old n shit.
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#496872 - 09/02/10 01:07 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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Happy B-Day Ms. Randall. Always an inspiration.
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