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#496783 - 09/04/10 02:59 PM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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Personally, I think this is too much but -- in my honour -- the Peruvian government renamed the site Macho Picchu.

I am....flattered.

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#496784 - 09/04/10 03:39 PM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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from another thread...
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I wouldn't doubt all the shit breeding in brandon's blood is on the verge of sentience.




how do you avoid quarantine Bi?.
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#496785 - 09/04/10 04:31 PM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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I've never been to Quarantine. That's close to Ecuador if I'm not mistaken, right?

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#496786 - 09/04/10 04:34 PM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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Quote:

Damn right, Professor. The Millionaire's wife and I are having a ball.




So how much did she pay you so she could watch the Skipper plow you up the ass?
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#496787 - 09/04/10 04:37 PM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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Uhhh...the joke's only funny once, my friend. Please move on and come up with some original material.

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#496788 - 09/04/10 04:46 PM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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Quote:

Uhhh...the joke's only funny once, my friend. Please move on and come up with some original material.




Well look at the pot calling the kettle nigger. If originality was mandatory criteria you would have to stop posting and making porn all together.
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#496789 - 09/04/10 05:52 PM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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Obviously you have not read about my purchase of the Brazzers tube sites....

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#496790 - 09/05/10 01:59 AM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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Peru makes a lot of sense. It's got a long history, a cosmopolitan demographic (wide variety of whores of different ethnicities), and is a desperately poor megacity -- nine million! I knew that shithole skyline looked familiar. Ten dollars buys a lot of ass- and throatfucking (I paid US$20.00 and the girls were SO grateful). And the cocaine there is absolutely off the hook. My vacation in Lima was truly first-rate.

A splendid 3000 sq. ft. manse with a pool and a large wall around it costs only about US$500,000, and then you can fill it with 18 year-old girls whose asses you can fuck for US$10 each per day. Coke's only about US$5.00 per gram so that's another US$15.00 a day. When you're coked up like that you don't eat so there's some savings to be found in that. Escaping to Lima's been a fantasy of mine for a while now. I just need a liquid million. Maybe six or seven years from now...

Prostitution is legal so I would guess production of pornography is legal too. Whores who fuck for US$10.00, and who already expect to have their pictures taken and put on the Internet anyway (as is common all across Latin America) probably love a hundred or hundred-fifty to do a scene. Which means Brandon Iron can still make a profit off production of pornography.

As another industry heads offshore... Good one BI.


Edited by Rear Admiral (09/05/10 02:23 AM)

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#496791 - 09/05/10 11:34 AM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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Quote:

Peru makes a lot of sense. It's got a long history, a cosmopolitan demographic (wide variety of whores of different ethnicities), and is a desperately poor megacity -- nine million! I knew that shithole skyline looked familiar. Ten dollars buys a lot of ass- and throatfucking (I paid US$20.00 and the girls were SO grateful). And the cocaine there is absolutely off the hook. My vacation in Lima was truly first-rate.

A splendid 3000 sq. ft. manse with a pool and a large wall around it costs only about US$500,000, and then you can fill it with 18 year-old girls whose asses you can fuck for US$10 each per day. Coke's only about US$5.00 per gram so that's another US$15.00 a day. When you're coked up like that you don't eat so there's some savings to be found in that. Escaping to Lima's been a fantasy of mine for a while now. I just need a liquid million. Maybe six or seven years from now...

Prostitution is legal so I would guess production of pornography is legal too. Whores who fuck for US$10.00, and who already expect to have their pictures taken and put on the Internet anyway (as is common all across Latin America) probably love a hundred or hundred-fifty to do a scene. Which means Brandon Iron can still make a profit off production of pornography.

As another industry heads offshore... Good one BI.







3000 sq feet isn't a manse. Al Bundy's fictional pad was almost that big.
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#496792 - 09/05/10 05:48 PM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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Shorter mopes who work cheap. Brandon may have found his paradise.

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#496793 - 09/05/10 06:18 PM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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Brandon is probably down there sucking the blood out of goats and live chickens trying to convince the locals he's the chupacabra just so he can get cheaper prices.
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#496794 - 09/05/10 08:14 PM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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#496795 - 09/07/10 06:54 AM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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Quote:

Personally, I think this is too much but -- in my honour -- the Peruvian government renamed the site Macho Picchu.

I am....flattered.




Are you going to castro castro prison to bring freestylah a care package? That's nice of you.

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#496796 - 10/28/10 02:04 AM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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Registered: 01/08/09
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[quote i'm sure you could find a few cops in Vancouver that are rolling their eyes on the deal.




I'm not one to blow the horn (or any other part) for the Vancouver Police Department, but, earlier this year I met a Vancouver cop who walks the beat on the DTES (Downtown Eastside), after my girlfriend was severely beaten up on the street. The cop is known on the street as the Dragon Lady, but in fact, she was quite nice and sympathetic.

The creep that beat my girlfriend up got three years in the can.

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#496797 - 10/28/10 04:16 AM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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When I was in Vancouver, local news was broadcasting a video of a big, burly Vancouver cop walking on East Hastings in tandem with another Brock Lesnar-sized giant with a gun. A street woman with cerebral palsy was walking towards them. They did not move around her. Instead, big, burly cop #1 shoved the street woman to the ground. Passersby went to help the woman up but the 2 police just looked back and kept going.

Vancouver's finest hard at work.
If you have 2 mins: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX3nTOBt9mI

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#496798 - 10/28/10 06:47 AM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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That was probably Officers Odjick and Williams.
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#496799 - 10/28/10 05:03 PM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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Registered: 01/26/06
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Quote:

A street woman with cerebral palsy was walking towards them




And let me guess. You scrambled in your fannypack for a model release and now she's the next star of loadmymouth.com
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#496800 - 10/28/10 06:21 PM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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^^^ Nah, he forged it. I mean, with CP who's gonna be able to prove it's her signature?

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#496801 - 10/28/10 08:07 PM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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Registered: 09/18/08
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Coke, I think you need to look up the definition of "manse". It does not mean "mansion".

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#496802 - 10/29/10 10:49 PM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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heh
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#496803 - 10/30/10 04:24 AM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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America's Got Talent...but so does Canada!

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#496804 - 11/05/10 01:58 PM Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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EL JEFE!!

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