I don't reckon Mr. Irons is big into The Asian. Not that you could blame him on account of the infant Chi takin a frying pan to the face first thing coming into this world.

I gotta say though his choice in broads is peculiar, like the one Aye-rab buzzard he put on a while back - look like the type to chew all the gold off the door handles in the hotel room, they're like barracuda they got a hair trigger for anything shiny and go into that death roll.

About the worst The Asian will do post orgasmer is sob into a towel quietly and politely so no problems with hotel management or busting into home depot at 2am for new hinges. They do leave lookin awfully butthurt but if you try to remember that, you know, you probably just fed her whole family, well..