Limp Willie....hello! Or, as the locals say in my newfound South American home, "Ola!"
Your grasp of business is lacking. JM Productions writes checks to me. I am a highly-valued producer and director. I have appeared on Entourage, like Sasha Grey. I have been nominated for AVN awards, like Kurt Lockwood. I have received hundreds of blowjobs, like your boyfriend. In short, I am now in China and don't give a fuck what you think.

JM Productions sent me here to shoot a voyeur movie called Pe(e)king Brandon. It will be out in December.