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#496734 - 08/27/10 01:00 AM
Re: Brandon slapping around whores in Vancouver?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Paid her right away then raped her? how does that work, exactly? How dare he call a "provider" a "whore". Doesn't he know this is a "hobby"? What's the world coming to?
I would love to hear her call to the police. "Yes, I'm a provider and I've been payed and raped. What kind of provider, you ask?"
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#496735 - 08/27/10 01:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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I am waiting for a flood of amateur boxers filing assault charges against the evil bastards who punched them in the face.
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#496739 - 08/27/10 10:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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face it Claude those stories have more holes in them than Shelly Lubben's tax return. true, 99% of women don't deserve to be beaten up or called a whore, a dirty whore, or god forbid "where ham comes from" but same time i'm sure you could find a few cops in Vancouver that are rolling their eyes on the deal.
I was going by the information provided. Which, I'm sorry, was a joke just waiting to happen. Lot's of them. Add to it FLOP #1. I don't make the rules here, I just follow them. And bitch about the ones I don't care for.
No, I agree that most whores don't deserve to be beaten up. Actually, in my world, none do, because I'm not a big fan of lifting a hand to a woman in anger. But, a whore complaining she was called a whore? That's a hoot that only a damaged whore could come up with. How can I apologize for finding the humor in that?
What does "where a ham come from" mean?
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#496740 - 08/27/10 10:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Pig.
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#496743 - 08/28/10 02:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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^^^Stop copying Joraan Vandersloot
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#496744 - 08/28/10 02:54 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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face it Claude those stories have more holes in them than Shelly Lubben's tax return. true, 99% of women don't deserve to be beaten up or called a whore, a dirty whore, or god forbid "where ham comes from" but same time i'm sure you could find a few cops in Vancouver that are rolling their eyes on the deal.
Fair enough, I just thought after a fairly clever post we deserved better than some humourless 'whores lie' insta-posts.
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#496746 - 08/28/10 03:20 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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that's my favorite one claude. if it included cash theft it could have been right outta gta.
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#496748 - 08/28/10 03:59 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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If brandon had a handle on his back do you think he would pass as carry-on?
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#496749 - 08/28/10 04:02 PM
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he's going to offer to show you his handle. just putting that out there.
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#496751 - 08/28/10 04:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
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Brandon takes a lot of shit here, but I like him. He seems like a decent enough bloke, a world traveller (kinda), plus he has that ingrained politeness that it seems only Canadians have.
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#496753 - 08/29/10 02:26 AM
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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I'm gonna go with Argentina, based on the fact that it's one of the cheaper places to visit. Is there a Chatsworth, Argentina?
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#496757 - 08/29/10 12:41 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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you were iv'ing blow, charin? jesus dood, at least stop using the same register spot.
and i don't think brandons in argentina. the women there care too much about their looks
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#496760 - 08/29/10 03:43 PM
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milwaukee?.
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#496762 - 08/29/10 04:05 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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i'm not buying the drug mule thing. he's the size of a pez dispenser, how much product could he possibly carry?.
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#496768 - 08/29/10 10:26 PM
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Who says he's in the nice part of town?
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#496770 - 09/02/10 11:41 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Limp Willie....hello! Or, as the locals say in my newfound South American home, "Ola!"
Your grasp of business is lacking. JM Productions writes checks to me. I am a highly-valued producer and director. I have appeared on Entourage, like Sasha Grey. I have been nominated for AVN awards, like Kurt Lockwood. I have received hundreds of blowjobs, like your boyfriend. In short, I am now in China and don't give a fuck what you think.
JM Productions sent me here to shoot a voyeur movie called Pe(e)king Brandon. It will be out in December.
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#496772 - 09/02/10 02:38 PM
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he could be Es double. they're both 5ft nothin.
shit, i'd prefer to see Bi on that show, at the very least he's entertaining and more fun to laugh with.
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#496773 - 09/02/10 03:06 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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HEY BRANDON, RU FILMING SLOPE HAPPY?
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#496774 - 09/02/10 09:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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he could just stay in Vancouver to film a series entitled that.
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#496775 - 09/03/10 12:49 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 51
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I don't reckon Mr. Irons is big into The Asian. Not that you could blame him on account of the infant Chi takin a frying pan to the face first thing coming into this world.
I gotta say though his choice in broads is peculiar, like the one Aye-rab buzzard he put on a while back - look like the type to chew all the gold off the door handles in the hotel room, they're like barracuda they got a hair trigger for anything shiny and go into that death roll.
About the worst The Asian will do post orgasmer is sob into a towel quietly and politely so no problems with hotel management or busting into home depot at 2am for new hinges. They do leave lookin awfully butthurt but if you try to remember that, you know, you probably just fed her whole family, well..
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#496776 - 09/03/10 12:58 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 152
Loc: Phantom Zone
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i tried getting help from brandon_irons recently. i mentioned this to his piers and was told that he is a "spineless pussy" and is notorious in porn circles for having clay feet.
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#496782 - 09/04/10 02:21 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
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Dead giveaway. Machu Picchu. How is Peru, BI? Quote:
This is my last clue....
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